The Daily Hate

[Dr Feelgood]

so WHAT newspaper should we be reading, I do not want to upset the NSC elite.

 

[Man of Harveys]

so WHAT newspaper should we be reading, I do not want to upset the NSC elite.

"elite"

 

[34064 Fighter Command]

" For God's sake, stop our freak weather. "

Errr....... surely the weather is an ' act of God ', or so the insurance companies would have you believe !

 

[34064 Fighter Command]

"elite"

You mean ' clique ' surely ?

 

[Seagull's Return]

You mean ' clique ' surely ?

"feral gang"?

 

[Wozza]

so WHAT newspaper should we be reading, I do not want to upset the NSC elite.

You should get your news and opinions from NSC.

OBVIOUSLY.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Bombers are all sponging asylum seekers was actually correct,the four july 21st bombers are all asylum seekers.

 

[Man of Harveys]

so WHAT newspaper should we be reading, I do not want to upset the NSC elite.

I dunno. What would Diana say?

 

[bhafc99]

I'm sure there used to be a website somewhere that generated Daily Mail headlines for you. It would throw up things like:

"Looney asylum council sponges our Princess Diana pandemic" and "Illegal benefit fraud terrorist bans nursery places".

And so on. Add in a few phrases like "Is this what we pay our council tax for?" and "It's political correctness gone mad!" and you'd be halfway to a full Mail article.

I'm sure Angela Rowlands writes for the Mail.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I'm sure there used to be a website somewhere that generated Daily Mail headlines for you. It would throw up things like:

"Looney asylum council sponges our Princess Diana pandemic."

And so on. Add in a few phrases like "Is this what we pay our council tax for?" and "It's political correctness gone mad!" and you'd be halfway to a full Mail article.

I'm sure Angela Rowlands writes for the Mail.

Ahem:
http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

 

[Hannibal smith]

so WHAT newspaper should we be reading, I do not want to upset the NSC elite.

Whatever it is German, Asylum Seeking, Diana hating, Camilla loving, Poppadum Eating, Binge Drinkers, Wife Beaters don't read I suppose.

 

[TSB]

Ahem:
http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

fantastic:

'DO THE GERMANS IMPREGNATE THE MIDDLE CLASS?'

 

[Rougvie]

Bombers are all sponging asylum seekers was actually correct,the four july 21st bombers are all asylum seekers.

Not quite true, but they were ALL Spongers.

 

[Hunting 784561]

Will gays tax your mortgage ?

 

[bhafc99]

'Will John Prescott give your house cancer?'

 

[Wozza]

No need to make it up!

 

[Gwylan]

No need to make it up!
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The real thing is always better than the parody.

 

[looney]

So wheres the independent watch? I like its continual headlines of meltdown in Iraq untill reports revealed things were improoving.

You can do that sort of thing with any newspaper.

 

[Hunting 784561]

I think the Daily Express is marginally ahead of the Mail in trying to scare it's readership at the moment.

I'm still waiting for their widely predicted power cuts, food and petrol shortgages, and some general lawlessness to break out, because of this 'worst winter since 1963' that we're having.

 

[Gwylan]

I think the Daily Express is marginally ahead of the Mail in trying to scare it's readership at the moment.

I'm still waiting for their widely predicted power cuts, food and petrol shortgages, and some general lawlessness to break out, because of this 'worst winter since 1963' that we're having.

Mrs G and I were talking about this the other day. If this weather is so bad, why am I sat here in January with no heating on and wearing shorts?

I was expecting to see woolly mammoths stomping through streets after seeing the Express headlines.