The Daft Bints: Becoming a MONSTER?

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

You should've gone to Cardiff, mate!

Those legs must have been VERY cold.

yes. yes they were!!!

 

[Crawley Boy]

You should've gone to Cardiff, mate!

Those legs must have been VERY cold.

Pictures?

 

[somerset]

theres enough for 2 calendars....

No one will do, just have two on each page.....together..... !!!!

 

[somerset]

Or perhaps more than one bint on each page.
If you know what I'm saying?

*nudgenudge* *winkwink*

Sorry mate, you got there first.....

 

[Yorkie]

Jeez Artois. Where did you get that pic from ?

Serves you right

 

[Cian]

Not sure about Monster, but BAG is scaring me today

 

[Northstander]

Most of the Daft Bints are MONSTERS.


(That's taken me all day to think up)

*hides under the table and awauts fall out*

 

[Braders]

DAFT Bints - Yorkie, tedebear, Lush, Trish, BAG, albiongirl, roz, Emily's Mum, Fran Hagarty, Trotster, edna krabappel, BrightonBird, superwife, Robyn, Shegull, Danny Seagull's Mate, poke, Sea, jail bird, Lolly, Crazy Cornish Gal, Bobby's Gull, Spicy, Hart's mistress, virgirlo, ro's pants and Race.

bloody cliche

 

[John Boy]

Shall we form our own cliche Braders?

 

[Lady Bracknell]

PMT

No such thing...its an excuse for you women to be bloody moody.


*puts on tin hat and hides under the desk*

I don't need an excuse.
But you probably need a bigger desk.

 

[Race]

PMT

No such thing...its an excuse for you women to be bloody moody.


*puts on tin hat and hides under the desk*

yes and a bigger helmet!

 

[Trish]

yes and a bigger helmet!

That's below the belt, Race.

 

[Race]

That's below the belt, Race.

well he did mention a tin hat so he started it !!

 

[Emily's Mum]

I don't know where they've got the idea that we are monsters from, but I suppose me beating someone up on the train home from Leeds the other week didn't help But ladies, you would have done the same - someone didn't think Mr Apples is utterly georgeous - so they had to be told

 

[Race]

you beat someone up? was it someone on here by any chance?!!!

 

[Blackadder]

Serves you right

 

[Emily's Mum]

you beat someone up? was it someone on here by any chance?!!!

er, yes it was but in my defence I had drunk a can of Apple juice!

 

[Yorkie]

Don't think you can get round me that way

 

[Yorkie]

er, yes it was but in my defence I had drunk a can of Apple juice!

Go on, give us a clue..

 

[Beach Hut]

Daft bints don't scare me