The Crumbles retail park is on fire

[Bry Nylon]

The world of pop pulls together to record the Charity single "Let's Get Ready to Crumble" in support of the disaster relief effort.

 

[Stoo82]

iI thought we'd been a bit sneaky this time. Damn it.

I love you.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

A council spokesman estimated that the mystery fire has caused 'several millions of pounds worth of improvememts'

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The world of pop pulls together to record the Charity single "Let's Get Ready to Crumble" in support of the disaster relief effort.

If you're concerned about any of the products that may have been caught up in this disaster, there's a free information hotline. For pharmaceuticals, feminine care items and perfume, call 0800 700 1234. For face flannels, multivitamins and band-aids (nice!) call 0800 700 1235. For incontinence pads, lipstick and Lucozade, call 0800 700 1236. For all other products call 0800 700 1000. Our trained counsellors are available around the clock.
Let them know it's Christmas time, people.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Matalan's entire stock has been destroyed.

Police have estimated the damage could be as much as £300.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Matalan's entire stock has been destroyed.

Police have estimated the damage could be as much as £300.

You're on a roll, Bry

 

[Art Vs Science]

If you're concerned about any of the products that may have been caught up in this disaster, there's a free information hotline. For pharmaceuticals, feminine care items and perfume, call 0800 700 1234. For face flannels, multivitamins and band-aids (nice!) call 0800 700 1235. For incontinence pads, lipstick and Lucozade, call 0800 700 1236. For all other products call 0800 700 1000. Our trained counsellors are available around the clock.
Let them know it's Christmas time, people.

Although i respect your writings Edna, it was rather an amateur stroke missing out on highlighting the Band-Aids joke

 

[Art Vs Science]

When are they going to release this SHINGLE(Anyone of any knowledge of Eastbourne and where the Crumbles was built will appreciate this)

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Matalan's entire stock has been destroyed.

Police have estimated the damage could be as much as £300.

It must be quite a big store because when a junkie shoplifter accidentally set fire to clothing to get the security tags off in Matalan , Grimsby , the whole shop went up in flames earlier this year the damage was only estimated at £200.

 

[KneeOn]

I love you.

yay! I love you too!

 

[Art Vs Science]

Be careful Stoo.......she will be wanting £9000 off you soon

 

[Spun Cuppa]

It looks like the spotty teenage Eastbourne herberts will have to man up and get their johnnies from a small chemists, rather than mixing them in with some Lynx, aspirin and athlete's foot cream when going through the checkout in Boots

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I'm sure I'm not alone in thinking "Who gives a flying monkey's f***"

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Just on the Matalan theme. Do you remember when they opened. You had to pay a pound to 'join'. I suppose that was to keep the riff-raff out