* * * The Ashes - Official Thread * * *

[Titanic]

Smith is a pretty ugly cricketer!

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Smith is pretty ugly. End of

 

[simmo]

Smith is pretty ugly. End of

Amen too that. He is a male Miss Piggy.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Would that be Tranny Pig

 

[simmo]

Would that be Tranny Pig

I think Tremlett is going to get him this over

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Will he Pork chop one onto his stumps

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

He is off strike with a streaky single

 

[simmo]

He is off strike with a streaky single

He trottered a quick one.

 

[Titanic]

Got im... Swann puts in a second slip and Clarke delivers.

134-5 and Harris probably won't bat.

 

[simmo]

Yess

 

[Robot Chicken]

134-5, Australia now trail by 281 runs

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Clarke goneeeeeeeee...........5 to go

 

[simmo]

Unlucky 13 for Michael Clarke.

 

[simmo]

Clarke goneeeeeeeee...........5 to go

Rolf Harris I am certain will not bat, stress fracture.

 

[simmo]

Rolf Harris I am certain will not bat, stress fracture.

He has just come into the changing room in crutches. It is as good as 144/6.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Cheers, just sen that, didnt realise he'd done that. What happened?

 

[simmo]

He broke down while running into bowl earlier on in the day. Very innocous just running in and he pulled up and hobbled off. He has had a lot of injury problems throughout his career and you can't but help fell for him a bit. Guess that will mean Doug the Rug is back for Sydney.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

I see, cheers.
Sometimes Sydney is a two spinner wicket, although Johnson might get dropped again, so possibly Bolly back.

 

[simmo]

I see, cheers.
Sometimes Sydney is a two spinner wicket, although Johnson might get dropped again, so possibly Bolly back.

Xavier Doherty and Steve Smith to spin Australia to victory! Oh no

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

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Might see Monty get a game, although I doubt we would only go with two seamers