The Ashes Explained, Please

[Lord Bracknell]

Australia needed snookers to win, but couldn't get them. So in the end we won 2 and 1, with 1 hole left to play.

Is that what they call a short head?

Or is it a short leg in cricket?

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

youve got 2 teams. one is out and the other is in. the team thats out have got to get the team thats in out. once theyve done that the team that WAS out are now in and the team that WAS in are now out and have to get the team that are now in out. once both teams have been in and out twice thats the end of the game and whoever has the most runs wins.......................its so fuckin simple!