The alternative to smacking

[Bozza]

You don't get to have an opinion. You don't have any kids. Unless of course that opinion is the same as binky, bozza etc, then it is ok. It is only if you disagree and don't have kids that you are not allowed an opinion. Do you see how it works? Goodo.

Can you refresh me - what was my opinion?

 

[Nibble]

Can you refresh me - what was my opinion?

You did not have one? or something? I think most peoples opinion was that if you don't have a kid you cannot have an opinion or something...

 

[Springal]

i think if a kids cryin it should be HIT to shut it up, cos crying kids get on my tits

 

[Les Biehn]

Look, a child cooking up some smack and he couldn't be happier.

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

Disciplining kids is easy. You tell them that if they misbehave you'll take them to an Albion game.

Backfired badly on two of mine, though.

 

[Nibble]

Disciplining kids is easy. You tell them that if they misbehave you'll take them to an Albion game.

Backfired badly on two of mine, though.

You have children. Your opinion is therefore valid. Accepted. Proceed.

 

[Lokki 7]

Nibble, you're making a TIT of yourself.
That is all.

 

[Nibble]

Nibble, you're making a TIT of yourself.
That is all.

Well go elsewhere then Lokki. That is all.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Nibble - you are amongst friends. Lokki tells you the truth.

 

[Nibble]

Oh for gods sakes. If you are all gonna start getting serious again and taking yourselves way too f***ing seriously you can STICK IT UP YOUR BOLLOCKS. Bunch of self satisfied pricks.

 

[Seagullible]

a good hard smack to teach the little shits a lesson, if they cry, get Duck tape to shut em up or lock 'em in the shed away from the house. They soon learn not to misbehave after a couple of hours in a cold, wet spider filled shed with no light

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Oh for gods sakes. If you are all gonna start getting serious again and taking yourselves way too f***ing seriously you can STICK IT UP YOUR BOLLOCKS. Bunch of self satisfied pricks.

Thar she blows .....................

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I got 2 kids and nothing makes them shut up or behave like a good BEATING.

Black and Blue they are. At least they know who is BOSS.

ME.

 

[Nibble]

Absaloutely typical of some of the smug behaviour on here recently. Turn a fairly lighthearted but critical thread into something about them again and how bloody right on and correct you all are. Well done. Nice serious thread again for you with everyone ripping into each other. Can't t ake the slightest bit of critisism against yourselves. I despair.

I weep for the future.

 

[London Calling]

You really don't f***ing understand do you ? So many parents (if indeed you are one) like yourself think that its so easy just to go out and score some heroin and inject your little darlings until they are quiet. Well let me tell you you total and utter KNOBHASSLER, lifes not that f***ing easy for some of us. Some of us, you COCKSMELL, don't live within easy access of a good supply and some of us, youFANNYBOILl, don't have the ready cash to throw around WILLY nilly and even more of us, you toilet DUCK, would end up using it on ourselves before we got to the kids, and there are some people, you f***ing ARSE cock, who are dead and even more, TOSS piss, who will be dead IN the future and thats not even including , wank TROUSER, the handicapped, tit head, THE DEAF, plop cock, and Londoners. And what about horse sexers eh, ya twattingkunt spiller.You total and utterSHIT helmet how dare you pass judgement on me and my children you complete gitjism. If I ever see you, rimfag I will personally jump up and down until you walk away. TIT HEADED RIM WANK SHITTER.

I'm off to ASDA to watch fat ladies slap their children. SO SHUT IT f*** NOSE.

wITHOUT UNDERSTANDING THE FULL HISTORY OF THIS POST, IT IS MIGHTY FUNNY!!

 

[Les Biehn]

I like it when Frank calls me a toilet duck.

 

[British Bulldog]

Oh for gods sakes. If you are all gonna start getting serious again and taking yourselves way too f***ing seriously you can STICK IT UP YOUR BOLLOCKS. Bunch of self satisfied pricks.

A prime example of someone who was'nt beaten enough as a child me thinks.

 

[captainmorganrum]

Perhaps we should all be given smack?

Is there one of those "airplane over the head" smilies on here

 

[wehatepalace]

Look, a child cooking up some smack and he couldn't be happier.

I saw this coming from your very first post on this thread

 

[Uncle Buck]

They are in tandem again.