That's IT I've just measured my cock against the coffee cups in the 1901...

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

And I am disgusted to note that whilst the girth is exactly 8 inches on both my glans is exactly 1cm above the rim.

Barbara Streisand Out!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

If it is any consolation Woman prefer a fat and short one, rather than a long and thin one.

So I have been told.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Its all about the GIRTH so I am told.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Correct.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

If it is any consolation Woman prefer a fat and short one, rather than a long and thin one.

So I have been told.

Woman prefer? Who are you...fecking tonto?.

And by the way...they all say that until they have a bit of Bevendean.

 

[Dougie]

If it is any consolation Woman prefer a fat and short one, rather than a long and thin one.

So I have been told.

Long and fat, I'd imagine , would be more than acceptable .

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Long and fat, I'd imagine , would be more than acceptable .

I guess so within reason.

 

[East Stand Milf]

If it is any consolation Woman prefer a fat and short one, rather than a long and thin one.

So I have been told.

hahaha you've just told us what's yours is like then !!!!!!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

hahaha you've just told us what's yours is like then !!!!!!

Oh yes I have.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Twin-headed, each with a mind of their own might be desired by some.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Long and fat, I'd imagine , would be more than acceptable .

This is the correct answer. Blokes like Unc with incredibly stubby fat cocks always come out with the short and thick routine.

Ladies prefer something more like a babies arm holding an apple. I have conducted research on youporn and this seems to generate the most blip.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Twin-headed, each with a mind of their own might be desired by some.

Those things are the enemies of mankind. We simply cannot compete.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

This is the correct answer. Blokes like Unc with incredibly stubby fat cocks always come out with the short and thick routine.

Ladies prefer something more like a babies arm holding an apple. I have conducted research on youporn and this seems to generate the most blip.

Painfull sex for most Women is really not all that. So I am happy with my short and stubby one.

 

[Jim D]

This has to be the most bizarre 'Look at me, I'm in the 1901s' thread we've ever had.

 

[Fungus]

And I am disgusted to note that whilst the girth is exactly 8 inches on both my glans is exactly 1cm above the rim.

Hmm, had to read that a few times before "both my glans" made sense.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

This has to be the most bizarre 'Look at me, I'm in the 1901s' thread we've ever had.

It's what everyone in the 1901 massive gets up to at half time. That's when we're not throwing our crusts and empty caviar jars at the plebs.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Painfull sex for most Women is really not all that. So I am happy with my short and stubby one.

How would you know? With your micro cock that resembles an English muffin.

*edit* you might be happy but is your gf?

 

[Husty]

Painfull sex for most Women is really not all that. So I am happy with my short and stubby one.

This is the part where a light hearted thread turns into yet another US flounce

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

How would you know? With your micro cock that resembles an English muffin.

*edit* you might be happy but is your gf?

No you are right. sob.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

This is the part where a light hearted thread turns into yet another US flounce

Where is the binfest here Husty ? Just a bit of banter ?