Thank you Danny Seagull

[Nottseagull]

There are a variety of courses available in young offenders institutes now.

There are institutions punishing spelling and grammar offenders? Brilliant!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

There are institutions punishing spelling and grammar offenders? Brilliant!

Sir, this is no laughing matter.


He raped a piglet

 

[The Wizard]

Sir, this is no laughing matter.


He raped a piglet

I heard it was a Donkey myself, can anyone confirm?!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I heard it was a Donkey myself, can anyone confirm?!

No you must mean me. I have an equally large appendage.

 

[Nottseagull]

Sir, this is no laughing matter.
He raped a piglet

1) Was it alive?
2) Was it female?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

1) Was it alive?
2) Was it female?

1) It was when he found it.

2) No, he was re-enacting the infamous "Squeal like a piggy, boy" scene from Deliverance and it went too far.

 

[sir albion]

No you must mean me. I have an equally large appendage.

And a very small cock

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

And a very small cock

Tread VERY carefully. You may recall a certain someone on here sent me a picture of theirs once

 

[sir albion]

Tread VERY carefully. You may recall a certain someone on here sent me a picture of theirs once

O yeah but that was for other reasons

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

O yeah but that was for other reasons

Didn't we end up in the same bed as Turkey in some Kemp Town hotel room the very first night we met as well


If you hadn't rogered my sister I'd be very worried about you Peter

 

[Nottseagull]

Didn't we up in the same bed as Turkey :

What disgusting practice are you trying to describe by using
up as a verb ?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

What disgusting practice are you trying to describe by using
up as a verb ?

Double anal

 

[Durlston]

Didn't we end up in the same bed as Turkey in some Kemp Town hotel room the very first night we met as well


If you hadn't rogered my sister I'd be very worried about you Peter

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

To be fair, I'd do my sister

 

[Frutos]

I would just like to say here and now that I have never had sexual intercourse with Danny Seagull.

That is all.

 

[brighton_girl87]

To be fair, I'd do my sister

And cousin?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I would just like to say here and now that I have never had sexual intercourse with Danny Seagull.

That is all.

Not for want of trying eh Steve.

Would any other NSCers like to come forward and say they have slept with me?

(This is like Tiger Woods only I don't have his talent or mongy face)

 

[Frutos]

Not for want of trying eh Steve.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

And to think I used to watch you longingly from over the 80's bargain bucket in Woolworths

 

[sir albion]

Didn't we end up in the same bed as Turkey in some Kemp Town hotel room the very first night we met as well


If you hadn't rogered my sister I'd be very worried about you Peter

I can assure you men don't come much more manly than me

You're turning this into an unnecessary gay fest