Tell me something I don't know

[Yorkie]

my 'a' key doesn't always work

It would help if you didn't keep spilling your TEA

 

[Seagullible]

Haven't had any 'TEA' for a while now

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

im bored

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

I have the features of a hen.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

im not really a gerbil

 

[Easy 10]

The bridge of my nose perspires whenever I eat cheese.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

freak

 

[Lokki 7]

NMH, I did know that

Stumpy Tim, this is a popular rumour that is in fact untrue

Actually it IS true, a kilo of tea leaves contains more caffine than a kilo of coffee beans. BUT! A cup of coffee contains more caffine than a cup of tea, thus making your intake per cup greater. So it depends how you phrase the question.
God I'm boring.

 

[Gully]

Saffron is more expensive by weight than gold.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

frogs are better than toads

 

[Gully]

what at kinky?

 

[aftershavedave]

when at sea the square-root of the distance in feet of your eyes above sea level is the distance in miles that you can see.

fact, although a largely useless one.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

cricket

 

[Barnet Seagull]

A Brontosaurus is thin at one end, thick in the middle, and thin again at the other end.

This is, of course, just a theory (ahem)

There was no such dinosaur as a Brontosaurus

 

[Bluejuice]

when at sea the square-root of the distance in feet of your eyes above sea level is the distance in miles that you can see.

fact, although a largely useless one.

Ooooh I like that one.

Go to the top of the class.

As for you Kinky Gerbil, how does a frog hold a cricket bat?

 

[Rangdo]

Research indicates that plants grow healthier when they are stroked.

 

[Rangdo]

Also, a jiffy is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

I'll be on the 1024 Brighton - Hastings Southern Service on Friday

 

[Easy 10]

Research indicates that plants grow healthier when they are stroked.

So does my COCK

(thats my rude moment over with for today)

 

[Bluejuice]

does typing cock in capitals make your penis bigger?