Tanning Salon

[dwayne]

dangerous and not worth it, especially in winter.

You're better off with fake tan.

 

[Les Biehn]

dangerous and not worth it, especially in winter.

You're better off with fake tan.

Why dangerous in Winter?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Please bear in mind, Les, that it may leave you looking like this...

 

[dwayne]

Why dangerous in Winter?

the not worth it part applies to Winter

 

[Les Biehn]

the not worth it part applies to Winter

But Dwayne you are a ging so the chances of you tanning are poor and you will look odd in the winter. I tan easily but just rarely go out in the sun during the summer. If I kept it to minimum it would just bring a colour to my pasty body but wouldn't look odd.

 

[dwayne]

But Dwayne you are a ging so the chances of you tanning are poor and you will look odd in the winter. I tan easily but just rarely go out in the sun during the summer. If I kept it to minimum it would just bring a colour to my pasty body but wouldn't look odd.

st tropez tan is your answer then.

Same as normal tan, no chance of cancer! and pretty cheap on ebay

 

[Race]

Get some tinted moisturiser round your chops if you want a subtle healthy glow for winter, sunbeds are BAD.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Tanning beds or soaking up the sun are equally unhealthy. Get yerself some decent fake tanning cream and save yourself looking like a Shar-Pei puppy by the time you're 40.

 

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Don't bother with the cancer booths - I use a little bit of fake tan sometimes (I stress the "little" bit cos you WILL end up looking like Tangoman), in my experience the towel wipes you can get from Superdrug/Boots are much better then the bottled shite though to avoid streaking.

And if anyone calls you gay just remember women love a bronzed hunk more then some pasty-faced geeko