I always get asked to get the f***ing mayonaise/frozen yorkshires etc. etc. off the shelves by these midgets when I shop...........bring a f***ing stool with you, I say......
What is this, land of the giants? You're all tall feckers! Ah shit, I can't convert figures from the metric system. I'm 175 cm. I don't know how much it is in the Imperial system, but it is a very average height for a bloke here. Just under 6 foot.
Five foot sevenish. To be honest, I don't know, but it's somewhere below average. I have an eight inch penis though, so it helps to make up for being a short arse.