Talking to foreigners...

[Terrace Dandy]

Re: Re: Re: Talking to foreigners...

what does it mean though?

Shut your mouth.

If you worked on this constuction site then you'd understand. I shouldn't need to speak their lingo. If I went to work in France then I should be able to speak their lingo.

 

[SussexSpur]

Surely this is all the foreign language you need, courtesy of Dom Joly. . .

"I hate you, I hate your family, I hate your food, I hate your country, and I hate your face. . ."

Easy French to learn from a tape, too. . .

Surprised myself recently when chatting with a reasonably decent German girl at a party and dredging the depths of my A-level German memories and just about getting by. Well, getting by enough, anyway. Occasionally flick through Kicker and France Football magazines, can generally understand most of what they write. If only the GCSE and A-level exams were more about just football and less about writing political postcards to some imaginary pen-pal Franz. . .

 

[Ernest]

Terrace Dandy hates us

I'm stupid, I thought his name was Terrence Dandy and I thought that was a queer name now I see it is Terrace Dandy but I'm none the wiser why he hates you

 

[Beach Hut]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Talking to foreigners...

Shut your mouth.

If you worked on this constuction site then you'd understand. I shouldn't need to speak their lingo. If I went to work in France then I should be able to speak their lingo.

Terrace Dandy cementing relationships with foreigners again.

 

[Beach Hut]

I'm stupid, I thought his name was Terrence Dandy and I thought that was a queer name now I see it is Terrace Dandy but I'm none the wiser why he hates you

He hates you as much as me

 

[Ernest]

He hates you as much as me

Is it because we is black guys from da 'hood

 

[Beach Hut]

Is it because we is black guys from da 'hood

Yo brother

 

[Braders]

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Shut your mouth.

last time i ask a question

 

[Ernest]

Yo brother

I'm hung like a black man

 

[Beach Hut]

I'm hung like a black man

The 14" chopper I take it ?

 

[Terrace Dandy]

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last time i ask a question

Oi, That quote was wrong, Never mind, I'm off to bed. Night Braders.

 

[Braders]

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Oi, That quote was wrong, Never mind, I'm off to bed. Night Braders.

i know i'm just jesting !

night T.D, thinks its about time i retire to the big bed in the room!

 

[Ernest]

The 14" chopper I take it ?

You wanna see it after I've taken a viagara, makes Big John Holmes's dick look like a pimple

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Me to but the problem is i'm the forigner so talking to the Spanish not only in an odd accent but I throw in non existent words sounding Spanish but really adjusted English.

I can relate to that. If I say it in a strong enough Japanese accent, they must understand what I mean!

 

[magoo]

I'm glad its not just me then.
Several times I've walked away slapping my forehead this week after saying something like "You are enjoy ze deena tonight, ya ?"

*cringe*

LOL


You're not Basil Fawlty are you?

 

[alan partridge]

i can't say i do it but i once saw a kid in a launderette trying to chat up a spanish girl who spoke really good english. easy, i can't believe you sound even half as stupid as he did.

'do you lika leevin in enger land?'

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

My dad worked for British Rail and once got seconded to the London Underground to help with Summer leave cover. This was in the early seventies. A couple of hours into his first day in the LU ticket office at Kings Cross his boss got an irate call from the manager of Tooting Broadway tube station. He demanded that they stop issuing hundreds of tickets to Americans to Tooting Broadway cos they were severely pissed off at being misdirected. Turned out the yanks all wanted to go to the Tutankhamun Exhibition at the British Museum.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Most of the Swedish and Danish birds You'd meet down the Friday night suite would sound like Bill&Ben once You got em down the beach.

 

[sams dad]

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Not at all easy, I work on the new home office site in London, The site has 4,000 workers on it and 98% are french. They expect us to speck french but I haven't a clue apart from one word........Falaermrbush.

They understand that ok.

It's not one word but three-
Fermez la bouche

 

[berkshire seagull]

Yeah same as bloody foreigners that makes me racist aswell according to the new law.