Swan

[Brighton TID]

traditionally swans only have one mate for life (facto). Therefore, I would appreciate that a truly beautiful and serious relationship was developing and leave them to it with my blessing.

Then I would swanny on down to the pub for a swifty.

 

[watsongooal]

Swans are allergic to Lamb Mince and Twiglets as it brings them out with an itchy rash around there gizzards.

Spike its weeds and sticklebacks with both of these items and sit back and enjoy.

 

[BUTTERBALL]

I thought this was a thread about The Swan at Falmer. Will any Albion fans go in there now?

 

[Berk (of 'Trapdoor' fame)]

I thought this was a thread about The Swan at Falmer. Will any Albion fans go in there now?

not if it's banging my wife

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

Swans are allergic to Lamb Mince and Twiglets as it brings them out with an itchy rash around there gizzards.

No I'm not
Or are you talking about my cygnet?

 

[Yorkie]

So that's how bird flu started?

 

[Paddy B]

is NSC on acid tonight?

 

[Berk (of 'Trapdoor' fame)]

yes. yes it is.

 

[Gwylan]

I'd say they were playing follow my Leda.

 

[Sigull]

I'd give him a clap cause he has some neck bedding my missus