Sussex v Northamptonshire, Northampton,18-21 May, LVCC

[HP Seagull]

"aggers, stop it!"

Jonn.co.uk Bloopers - Bloopers - Jonathan Agnew & Brian Johnston - August 9th 1991

For those who haven't yet heard it. Probably the funniest bit of sports commentary of all time.

 

[brightonmark1234]

need a lead of 250 to 350 to win

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

need a lead of 250 to 350 to win

Lets hope the pitch stays okay untill tea and then breaks up when they bat.

I saw Robbo was questining the wicket Northants have selected;

“You see a pitch which you think will be flat and it isn’t. It’s the second month of the season and we are starting on a used wicket. Why?”

Are they saving the better ones for the 20/20.

Sussex lead by 38 runs with 8 wickets remaining

Stumps - Day 2

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Thornley gone for 51

(56 for 3)

 

[simmo]

Thornley out

 

[Mr Blobby]

I predict defeat at 14.01, maybe later if it rains!

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

That sounded mighty close, Prior survives his second ball,

 

[simmo]

I think Prior has just survived one of the loudest appeals I have ever heard.

No good though. He has gone for a big fat zero

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Do dah's

Now 65 for 5

Prior gone for a duck

 

[The Wizard]

Matt 'I want to concentrate on my batting' Prior out for a duck.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Goodwin goes to a good catch.

Oh dear

 

[brightonmark1234]

were be all out by lunch

 

[Simster]

Replace our cricketflids with the unicorns team please.

We're shit.

 

[Gerbil]

Prior you MONG f*** off back to England, i much prefer Hodd anyway!

 

[Titanic]

As some wise person once said... "Form (or early season lucky results) is temporary... class (or lack of it) is permanent."

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Hodd out cheaply, I prefer Ben Brown

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Start the car...

Pack up the hamper...

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Is now

74 for 6

 

[Trigger]

Hodd is cack, time for Ben Brown.

 

[The Wizard]

Hodd is cack, time for Ben Brown.

The entire team is cack, time for conceding.