Sussex v Middlesex, Hove, 5-8th May, LVCC

[Mr Blobby]

Did Monty slap Collymore round the head with his bat as they walked off! Sort of infighting you would expect as the pressure piles on our non performing clowns!

Might as well open the bowling with Gatting and Hodd as the game is already lost.

 

[Mendoza]

Stan you fuckin IDIOT

 

[Albion 4ever]

Genuine all-rounder.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I have visions of Monty in floods of TEARS....

 

[porkdog]

I fancy us to win this, a few early wickets after tea. all over by lunch tomorrow

 

[tube train]

now after the bowlers doing all the batting... how about the batters do the bowling....only fair

 

[Questions]

Just tuned into NSC to find another toothless tail. 46 N.O. ? How could the man not have made 50 FFS ?

They`ll get these with only 1 or 2 down you mark my words.

 

[The Wizard]

I fancy us to win this, a few early wickets after tea. all over by lunch tomorrow

Nope. All over by close this evening. OR the rain MIGHT save us tomorrow..

 

[Mackenzie]

I fancy us to win this, a few early wickets after tea. all over by lunch tomorrow

I like it

 

[simmo]

now after the bowlers doing all the batting... how about the batters do the bowling....only fair

I would happily settle for a 5-20 from Nasher!

 

[chimneys]

So to update Gatting's stats:

10 innings (in first class comps this season). 114 runs- average 11.4

High score 21.

Taxi for Joe!!

Our number 10's comparison with our number 3's batting this season:

8 innings (incl 2 not outs). 78 runs- average 13.

High score 46.

"You're worse than Monty Panesar! You're worse...."

 

[Taybha]

raining in the posh part of hove now how very dare it

 

[porkdog]

I like it

Guranteed, we will. there be all out for 195

 

[The Wizard]

Our number 10's comparison with our number 3's batting this season:

8 innings (incl 2 not outs). 78 runs- average 13.

High score 46.

"You're worse than Monty Panesar! You're worse...."

 

[tube train]

right lets make it 5 from 5...

 

[Gazwag]

Has young Mr Gatting considered cross country running as his next sport to excel at

 

[jakarta]

OR the rain MIGHT save us tomorrow..

I feel this is our only hope of a draw, very poor batting first up - can we have Joyce, Wright and Yardy back please?

 

[simmo]

Stan strikes!!!!!!!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Good work Stan*

*not enough to make up for LETTING MONTY DOWN, though.

 

[The Wizard]

Stan strikes!!!!!!!

They are just toying with us, give us hope...and then SMASH the ball to all parts. This is what our club has become!