Sunday: How not to look like a plastic?

[pasty]

I really really don't want City to win the title on Sunday and will cheer ANY QPR goal rather loudly in the pub, BUT......

How on earth can I achieve this without coming across like a Man U plastic?

 

[KZNSeagull]

Wear an Albion shirt?

 

[fruitnveg]

Take a blue and white scarf, pretend to be a rangers fan?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I really really don't want City to win the title on Sunday and will cheer ANY QPR goal rather loudly in the pub, BUT......

How on earth can I achieve this without coming across like a Man U plastic?

You can't, because you ARE. You don't want City to win the title, ergo you DO want United to win it, ergo you love United, idolise Rooney. revere Ferguson, and have a small tattoo of a red devil, on your left arse cheek. Plastic twat.

 

[BBassic]

Why don't you want City to win it?

 

[Common as Mook]

Come on City.

 

[pasty]

You can't, because you ARE. You don't want City to win the title, ergo you DO want United to win it, ergo you love United, idolise Rooney. revere Ferguson, and have a small tattoo of a red devil, on your left arse cheek. Plastic twat.

Damn you - I've been outed

 

[Albumen]

Time to break up the Ferguson/FA partnership. Come on shitty.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

A.B.U.

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

I just dislike City, but i want them to beat QPR to that they get relegated so we have an away game closer to home (rather than Bolton) - but i dont want them winning the league.

Cant United win about 15-0 ??

 

[Bold Seagull]

You have to want City to win really, it's been 17 years since someone outside MU / Arse / Chelski won the English Championship. That needs breaking regardless of whether it's been achieved by an obscene amount of money or not.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I just dislike City, but i want them to beat QPR to that they get relegated so we have an away game closer to home (rather than Bolton) - but i dont want them winning the league.

Cant United win about 15-0 ??

Another United fan

Oh, and anyone who DOESN'T want Bolton relegated is an enemy of football.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I couldn't really care less who goes down out of Bolton and QPR, they're both tinpot clubs with ideas above their station. I guess QPR would be a closer away trip next season, but I do hate Loftus Road, it's an awful ground. Whereas Bolton rather deserve to go down because of their chairman's suggestion that there should be no relegation a couple of years back. I've also seen a few people suggesting that Bolton deserve to stay up because of what happened to Fabrice Muamba. What??

 

[Common as Mook]

You have to want City to win really, it's been 17 years since someone outside MU / Arse / Chelski won the English Championship. That needs breaking regardless of whether it's been achieved by an obscene amount of money or not.

hahahahahahahahaha

 

[pasty]

Why don't you want City to win it?

I can think of about 930,000,000 reasons. Apart from that, they're one of those teams I've had a fairly irrational dislike for ever since their manager (John Bond at the time? ) gave Albion a right slagging off shortly before we soccered them off the park at The Goldstone many moons ago.

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

Another United fan

Oh, and anyone who DOESN'T want Bolton relegated is an enemy of football.

Well i want them relegated of course, but from a purely selfish perspective, its a lot easier to go to QPR away than Bolton away. Although i do know a few United fans and i know it will break their hearts for City to win - its a big dilemma

 

[Bold Seagull]

I just dislike City, but i want them to beat QPR to that they get relegated so we have an away game closer to home (rather than Bolton) - but i dont want them winning the league.

Cant United win about 15-0 ??

Looking at the table, if City won 1-0, MU would need to beat Sunderland 9-0 and would take the title on goals scored with a GD of +64 each.

 

[pasty]

Another United fan

Oh, and anyone who DOESN'T want Bolton relegated is an enemy of football.

You WANT Bolton to go down, ergo you DO want QPR to win, ergo you love United, idolise Rooney. revere Ferguson, and have a small tattoo of a red devil, on your left arse cheek. Plastic twat.

 

[Bold Seagull]

hahahahahahahahaha

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Whereas Bolton rather deserve to go down because of their chairman's suggestion that there should be no relegation a couple of years back.

This wasn't a throwaway comment a couple of years ago. He has gone on record in support of the idea many times, and has tabled it as a motion at Premier League board level. People have taken this issue far too lightly, IMO. Bolton going down is the single most important issue left to be concluded, this season.