Sue Sim, Chief Constable of Northumbria, & her spectacular hair

[Lady Whistledown]

Her phenomenal hair and make-up have been on show for all to see thanks to recent events in Northumbria...I'm just trying to work out who she models the style on?

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

I glanced at the telly and thought it was a hat.

 

[Beach Hut]

A cop dissing a senior cop, surely a disciplinary is due ?

 

[Collar Feeler]

Cracking make up gromit!

Dodgy 70s style eye shadow, hello treacle!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

A cop dissing a senior cop, surely a disciplinary is due ?

Sorry Ma'am.

But I can point you in the direction of a stylist should you feel the need. Raoul Moat could be HIDING in there and we'd never know.

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

You weren't the only one to spot the likeness

http://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showpost.php?p=3590677&postcount=22

 

[drew]

But did you see her on ITV news tonight. Her shoulders were at an angle of 45 degrees from her neck. I said to the wife 'it's not often you see a women with a hairstyle wider than her shoulders (excepting of course Crystal Tips)!!!'

Of course, the reason for her hair could be that she's got great big flappy ears and needs to cover them up!

 

[Smithy]

I thought she looked a bit like that woman in the vicar of dibley.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

You weren't the only one to spot the likeness

http://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showpost.php?p=3590677&postcount=22

Oooh, fixtured

Clearly I should be on here more. There's a character from Bertha (kids TV programme from the 80s/90s) whose name I can't remember but who also appears to be CC Sim's muse.

 

[larus]

Nothing like Dawn French.

 

[Collar Feeler]

Does 60 minute makeover only do houses?

 

[simonsimon]

Looks and sounds out of her depth.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

HAROLD! CHARLENE!

 

[skipper734]

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Oooooh, good CALL

I was thinking of this one, but old Audrey is just spot on I reckon (AND she's a hairdresser when she's not attending Gail's many, many weddings)

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

Wasn't she in Notting Hill?

 

[middletoenail]

Why the long face?

 

[Giraffe]

She is a bloody embarrassment. As my wife pointed out the worst thing is knowing she was going to be on telly she probably made an effort. Imagine waking up next to her. you would wonder if you stumbled into the wrong hutch

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Why the long face?

Speaking of horses....

 

[Lady Whistledown]

She is a bloody embarrassment. As my wife pointed out the worst thing is knowing she was going to be on telly she probably made an effort. Imagine waking up next to her. you would wonder if you stumbled into the wrong hutch

Not only the hair, imagine her WITHOUT all that make up