Stuff that NSC is #1 on Google for

[Bozza]

1. old school insults - https://www.google.co.uk/search?aq=f&sugexp=chrome,mod=10&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=victoria+coren#hl=en&gs_nf=1&pq=old%20school%20insult&cp=18&gs_id=59&xhr=t&q=old+school+insults&pf=p&safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&oq=old+school+insults&gs_l=&pbx=1&fp=1&biw=1280&bih=679&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&cad=b&sei=L-n9T5mEB4zY4QSjtNTEBg

 

[Bozza]

2. stag do stich ups - https://www.google.co.uk/search?aq=f&sugexp=chrome,mod=10&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=victoria+coren#hl=en&gs_nf=1&pq=old%20school%20insults&cp=10&gs_id=18&xhr=t&q=stag+do+stitch+ups&pf=p&safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&oq=stag+do+st&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=69f1c60047c60e0c&biw=1280&bih=679

 

[Bozza]

3. debbie mcgee dog - https://www.google.co.uk/search?aq=f&sugexp=chrome,mod=10&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=victoria+coren#hl=en&gs_nf=1&pq=who%20deregulated%20the%20banks&cp=14&gs_id=5t&xhr=t&q=debbie+mcgee+dog&pf=p&safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&oq=debbie+mcgee+d&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=69f1c60047c60e0c&biw=1280&bih=679

 

[Bozza]

4. bristol red light district - https://www.google.co.uk/search?aq=f&sugexp=chrome,mod=10&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=victoria+coren#hl=en&gs_nf=1&pq=lauren%20philips&cp=21&gs_id=b5&xhr=t&q=bristol+red+light+district&pf=p&safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&oq=bristol+red+light+dis&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=69f1c60047c60e0c&biw=1280&bih=679

 

[Bozza]

5. adebayor song - https://www.google.co.uk/search?aq=f&sugexp=chrome,mod=10&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=victoria+coren#hl=en&gs_nf=1&pq=bristol%20red%20light%20district&cp=10&gs_id=d3&xhr=t&q=adebayor+song&pf=p&safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&oq=adebayor+s&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=69f1c60047c60e0c&biw=1280&bih=679

 

[Bozza]

6. luzzing chairs - https://www.google.co.uk/search?aq=f&sugexp=chrome,mod=10&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=victoria+coren#hl=en&safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&q=luzzing+chairs&oq=luzzing+chairs&gs_l=serp.3..0.28007.30386.16.30576.14.8.0.6.6.0.144.883.2j6.8.0...0.0.Tx33JGG0FPg&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=69f1c60047c60e0c&biw=1280&bih=679

 

[Bozza]

7. weather forecast for july 1st - https://www.google.co.uk/search?aq=f&sugexp=chrome,mod=10&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=victoria+coren#hl=en&safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&q=weather+forecast+for+july+1st&oq=weather+forecast+for+july+1st&gs_l=serp.3..0l2j0i30l2.23093.29703.17.29950.31.15.1.14.14.2.174.1657.3j12.15.0...0.0.sTiv2RsIU60&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=69f1c60047c60e0c&biw=1280&bih=679

 

[Simster]

the zutons not buying it on principle

(although not the ground hog thread, bizarrely)

 

[Bozza]

8. emilio sczatozoa - https://www.google.co.uk/search?aq=f&sugexp=chrome,mod=10&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=victoria+coren#hl=en&safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&q=emilio+sczatozoa&oq=emilio+sczatozoa&gs_l=serp.3...35622.35622.18.35950.1.1.0.0.0.0.128.128.0j1.1.0...0.0.XqKm6Uq-nN0&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=69f1c60047c60e0c&biw=1280&bih=679

 

[Bozza]

9. ted, aubergine, your, potato, wife, cauliflower, is, parsnip, dead. - https://www.google.co.uk/search?aq=f&sugexp=chrome,mod=10&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=victoria+coren#hl=en&safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&q=ted%2C+aubergine%2C+your%2C+potato%2C+wife%2C+cauliflower%2C+is%2C+parsnip%2C+dead.&oq=ted%2C+aubergine%2C+your%2C+potato%2C+wife%2C+cauliflower%2C+is%2C+parsnip%2C+dead.&gs_l=serp.3...33719.33719.19.34560.1.1.0.0.0.0.109.109.0j1.1.0...0.0.HZ8VFtWEoYw&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=69f1c60047c60e0c&biw=1280&bih=679

 

[Bozza]

10. spotify wont open - https://www.google.co.uk/search?aq=f&sugexp=chrome,mod=10&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=victoria+coren#hl=en&safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&q=spotify+wont+open&oq=spotify+wont+open&gs_l=serp.3..0i10l4.43387.45806.20.46373.17.14.0.2.2.0.196.2090.2j12.14.0...0.0.a_ivox1wNEs&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=69f1c60047c60e0c&biw=1280&bih=679

 

[Bozza]

11. did paula radcliffe poo - https://www.google.co.uk/search?aq=f&sugexp=chrome,mod=10&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=victoria+coren#hl=en&safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&q=did+paula+radcliffe+poo&oq=did+paula+radcliffe+poo&gs_l=serp.3...23368.29970.22.30283.27.15.2.10.11.0.250.1921.3j11j1.15.0...0.0.PSqGU560tkE&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=69f1c60047c60e0c&biw=1280&bih=679

(I'm going to stop here as I seem to be talking to myself. We're c150 for Rachel Riley BTW.)

 

[Mendoza]

Luzzing Chairs

 

[Bozza]

Although we should all take collective pride that those who google dirty northern bastards are likely to end up here: https://www.google.co.uk/search?aq=f&sugexp=chrome,mod=10&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=victoria+coren#hl=en&gs_nf=1&pq=have%20natwest%20gone%20bust&cp=18&gs_id=zn&xhr=t&q=dirty+northern+bastards&pf=p&safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&oq=dirty+northern+bas&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=69f1c60047c60e0c&biw=1280&bih=679

 

[misterspatch]

Ridiculous rumours about players we have no chance of signing.

 

[Titanic]

...I'm going to stop here as I seem to be talking to myself. We're c150 for Rachel Riley BTW.

not for any lack of effort!

 

[PHCgull]

Cracking thread! With access to the analytics can't help thinking you're at an advantage here though...

 

[backson]

The very obvious Thread Full of Beautiful Women

https://www.google.co.uk/search?aq=f&sugexp=chrome,mod=10&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=victoria+coren#hl=en&safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&q=thread+full+of+beautiful+women&oq=thread+full+of+beautiful+women&gs_l=serp.3...67593.76533.0.76732.34.28.2.4.4.0.134.2452.25j3.28.0...0.0.LUbRD-oPb_Q&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=c72d84806ae8a6&biw=1886&bih=912

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

greg bobkin

 

[Fungus]

Me - Music for old(ish) people? Google