[Football] Stuff that never happens in football anymore

[Swansman]

Brighton having a player win the World Cup.

* Brighton not having a player win the World Cup, you mean

 

[Iron Butterfly]

Ball boys keeping the ball (or heading it into the crowd like Keith Cuss)

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Foul throws

 

[Justice]

March scoring

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Those letters with H/T scores on around the ground.

 

[Gabbafella]

The man with the Albion raffle board being told to get out of the way.

 

[Brovion]

Toilet rolls being thrown as streamers.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Bovril?

I quite often have Bovril at the AMEX

 

[HalfaSeatOn]

Asking your mum to sew on the 12th cloth badge on to your wrangler top, wearing scarfs around your wrist, smell of hot dogs everywhere, programme inserts with overhead photo of other football grounds, matches played on pitches like trenches, queueing to pick up your match day ticket (oh, ignore the last one)…

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Pitches in such a state they shouldn't of been allowed.

 

[Nicky Rust Fan Club]

linesmen making decisions

 

[NogansRun]

Bloke wandering round the pitch selling the Argus at half time

 

[Perfidious Albion]

Having a reserve team so that all the squad players had a chance to play competitive football midweek

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The man with the Albion raffle board being told to get out of the way.

Get that BOARD DOWN!

 

[dazzer6666]

Neutral grounds for FA Cup Semi-Finals.

Wembley is neutral

 

[zefarelly]

linesmen making decisions

Referees having balls


Alsao pay on the gate.

 

[Blue3]

Placing the ball within the corner quadrant

 

[zeemeeuw]

Obstruction.

 

[vegster]

The smell of Ralgex when players came to take a throw in.

 

[jcdenton08]

The smell of Ralgex when players came to take a throw in.

Now it’s more the sight of Rolex, am I right guys?

…guys?