Stuck in the garage

[Brighton TID]

Masterbate

 

[Brighton TID]

is the garage 'integral'?

If not then escape through the roof which will be of timber construction and therefore easier to cut through with a saw.

Whatever you do, do NOT start the car.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Start digging 3 tunnels and spread the dirt around the garage through your trouser legs, so no-one will notice. Always works in my experience, but you might not get all of you out.

 

[Gazwag]

Have you tried you tube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV8Oj_aKCzo

 

[sydney]

are you out yet....would you like a sandwich....? or a nice cup of tea...?

 

[father_and_son]

A similar thing happened to the A-Team once. It took them less than an hour to fashion an impromptu tank type vehicle out of the various things that typically litter any residential garage, before bursting out much to the chagrin of the baddies.

You may not have any baddies to contend with here, but I'd suggest a similar approach.

I recall that the said "tank" fired cabbages through a metal tube using compressed gas as a form of non-lethal weapon typical of the peace-loving, non-foolish, non-flying ex-soldiers who in all their televised adventures only killed one person (I believe!).


I would suggest the OP is in more of a "McGuiver" scenario that requires the use of a pen knife, a paperclip and a tin can to fashion a workable cyborg companion to help with the door.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Wasn't there some lad on a Virgin Train the other day who tweeted that he was in the toilet and had run out of paper? I think I heard it correctly that, within two minutes, a staff member had attended the toilet and supplied him with paper.

Not sure how acceptable it is to be tweeting whilst going for a #2, but that's another debate. Perhaps the O/P should put this out to the world via Twitter, and see what response he gets. Maybe ask Virgin Trains to help get him out.

Either that, or call the police, or fire & rescue. I'm on duty in a bit. I don't mind coming down and smashing his, er, doors in.

 

[BrightonCottager]

Call Pugh, Pugh, Barley McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb. I doubt they have any fires to attend to.

 

[Don Tmatter]

I'm slightly surprised that The Argus haven't picked up on this big local interest story yet.

Bit soon for them, wait til Saturday or even Monday.

 

[Garage_Doors]

I am a garage door Technician.
Firstly, what do you have
up n over canopy
Up and over retractable
vertical up roller, electric or manual
vertical selectional electric or manual
or Wooden side hungs

As you mention wheel this leads me to think you have a up n over canopy which has the spring fitted horizontally above the door?
have any of the cables snapped?
Are you still stuck in there or an i wasting my time?
I assume you don't have a pedestrian exit in this garage or an internal to the house?

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

You could round an round in (albeit small) circles until you PUFFED yourself out?

 

[Fungus]

Are you sure the door isn't hinged at the side?

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Is he still there?

 

[The Brighton Bear]

He posted on 12:38 that he was out of the predicament that he was in.

 

[Hampster Gull]

What tools do you have available?

I think we all know where a big tool is

 

[AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit]

I bet he actually left his trousers in the garage before he got stuck in the strangers house.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Right well basicly the door at the front the wheels came off so I can't single handly open that door, and the keys are on the other side of the door so I can't open the other door!

The main thing is to make sure an incident like this is kept very private