Streakers

[Withnail]

As the sit-in didn't get a mention in the tabloids today we should appeal to the only thing they're interested in - LARGE BREASTS. If we could get a few buxom wenches to simultaneously invade some Premiership pitches at the weekend (like Loaded did a couple of years ago) even they couldn't ignore it. I'm sure Liz Costa would be up for it.....

 

[Meade's Ball]

Do the breasts have to be female?

 

[Withnail]

No, hence my suggestion that Liz could do it!!!

 

[REDLAND]

Do the breasts have to be female?

Male breasts where do I get me some of them

 

[berkshire seagull]

How about a sausage roaming the green

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

A forthcoming Six Nations rugby match would be an excellent opportunity.

GIVE US
FALMER NOW
PREZZA
on the front

and BHAFC on the back

 

[Meade's Ball]

Male breasts where do I get me some of them

I got mine in a two for one offer down the pub.

harumph.

 

[berkshire seagull]

You have been voted as the streaker so good luck

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

From two jags to two jugs...

Badoom, tish.

PS, I might do it if someone buys me a ticket for Twickenham

 

[GUNTER]

As I mentioned on another thread - the Brit awards would be the best place to streak - guaranteed front pages if it was in front of someone famous!

 

[desprateseagull]

would jordan do it?

the sun are lovin' it right now, email a falmer sign to the show,
i think she'll still be on camp for the final get together...

 

[METALMICKY]

As I mentioned on another thread - the Brit awards would be the best place to streak - guaranteed front pages if it was in front of someone famous!

Ehh And how do we get someone into the Brits Awards? The only candidate would be Fat Boy Slim.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Ehh And how do we get someone into the Brits Awards? The only candidate would be Fat Boy Slim.

Get his other half to do the streak?

 

[Withnail]

He could ask Zoe to do it!!! That would be front page news!

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

And she does owe him one, after running off with that big-toothed DJ bloke...

 

[GUNTER]

Not talking about getting in, but across the red carpet as the "stars" arrive!

Prescott hates the Brits after the Chumbawumba incident!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Yeah I'll do it, you could write that entire letter to Prescott on my tackle

 

[The Famous Grouse]

Yeah I'll do it, you could write that entire letter to Prescott on my tackle

u wish

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

No shit. I'm including all the full stops and commas and everything, even that big space where the signature goes underneath.

 

[BrightonBird]

If Danny Seagull went on, the crowd wouldn't be sure if it was a man or woman.