Strangest place you've had sex

[Beach Hut]

Spookily, i very nearly had sex in a beach hut when i was in my teens! but i guess it doesn't count as we never got down to the full nitty gritty!

I take it there were no mirrors involved

 

[Tazman]

Not this time!

 

[Ernest]

In photo booth

LIAR

 

[Beach Hut]

LIAR

And pray tell me how do you know what I do ?

 

[Ernest]

And pray tell me how do you know what I do ?

You filthy beast , it was you I saw last night

 

[Lush]

Spookily, i very nearly had sex in a beach hut when i was in my teens! but i guess it doesn't count as we never got down to the full nitty gritty!

I guess it can get a bit nitty gritty in a Beach Hut.

 

[Beach Hut]

I guess it can get a bit nitty gritty in a Beach Hut.

Err since you asked - not really

 

[Tazman]

Sand everywhere!!! and the smell of seaweed...very off-putting!

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

On the back of a pedalo, 100 yards of the Greek coast.

 

[Rowley Birkin Q.C (Deceased)]

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[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Wasn't that on the landing outside my flat? Or was there another occasion?

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Beach Green public toilets Lancing. Urgh. I was only 16 and it was with my mate's girlfriend. He was still in the Three Horseshoes getting pissed. For this alone I know I am going to hell.

"IT'S ALL GOOD STUFF DEAR"

 

[bhafc99]

Worthing Museum and Art Gallery. Blow job half way round an exhibition.

Dartmoor.

 

[glosterseagul]

err... what constitutes 'having sex' ?

I was in a meeting reading this thread - typing notes etc - when I came accross the above err I mean read the above. I laughed out load at a point in the meeting that wasnt meant to be funny!

 

[Trotster]

In a fire engine!

 

[Titanic]

Terribly embarrassing, isn't it ! Laughing outloud in the middle of an open plan office is always a dead giveaway that you are not working!

The Iwelumo song thread did it for me.

Is the cupboard under the stairs a strange place ?

 

[Raphael Meade]

on the beach outside the zap and the whole queue could see , withdean park salute: to the nimbys) , and the concorde (old one)

 

[fatboy]

Wasn't that on the landing outside my flat? Or was there another occasion?

I once walked out of your flat and saw a naked woman.

She looked very shocked.

 

[Bono]

Room full of people at a party....

 

[Yorkie]

I wonder how many of these are truthful