Strange/stupid names for kids

[wunt be druv]

I have been up in Crawley working today and heard some young mum call her kid RANDOM, I asked her if it was her childs name and she said yes,her son is christened RANDOM,For fucks sake! I know a parent has the right to call their offspring what they want,but,RANDOM - then I found out the family are Palarse supporters,nuff said.Does anybody know of a more totally chav name for a child?

 

[John Bumlick]

you sure she didn't say 'adam'? personally, i can't understand a word any of the inbred, hair-lipped, pikeys say.

 

[Blackadder]

Blimey, and i thought "Moon Unit" was bad. (Frank Zappa)

 

[John Bumlick]

Blimey, and i thought "Moon Unit" was bad. (Frank Zappa)

not to mention Dweezil, Ahmet and Diva (the other Zappas).

 

[wunt be druv]

It was definately RANDOM,I swear on Gus Poyets life!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Duke?

 

[Peever]

There are 2 or 3 children named "ESPN" in America. Saw a show the other night with a girl named Tuesday.

 

[Strike]

Ms Paltrow and Chris Martin naming their child Apple!

 

[Seagull on the wing]

There are 2 or 3 children named "ESPN" in America. Saw a show the other night with a girl named Tuesday.

There used to be a gorgeous film star named Tuesday Weld. Crystal Palace family you say...that explains it,named after the father....could've been anyone was'nt sure who it was so named him Random!!

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

My wife used to teach William Ball in Liverpool.

 

[zfleas]

used to know a guy called richard hulder...

think about it...

 

[cannedheat]

Salt, I kid you not.

Sent from my HTC Wildfire using Tapatalk, whilst taking a dump.

 

[Brovion]

There have always been stupid names; what was that old joke? "Police raided Bob Geldolf's house today; they found Heroin, Amphetamines and Angel Dust, but the fourth child wasn't there."

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

I know a kid called Albion. Now that's a great name

 

[sydney]

i have heard of kids called cauliflower , twizzle , klute and pharo......... pretntious/stupic kants giving their kids a nightmare for life.