Story time chaps

[Stat Brother]

Grab the closest book to you, turn to page 52, post the 5th sentence.
Don't mention the title, I'll start:-

She was twenty one and I was nineteen...

 

[Stoo82]

If thou repent, devils shall tear thee in pieces.

 

[Titus]

This he knew was my day...

 

[Hyperion]

A big bruiser followed me into the can and offered to kick Clifton's ass

 

[BadFish]

Both these places are situated on the northern end of Neu Pommern, formally called New Britian (since it's capture the old name has been revived).

 

[Return of the Rev]

The spike flashes in your blood permanent as a silver lighthouse.

 

[Daffy Duck]

He brushed away the carpet of pine needles and used the stick to draw in the dirt beneath.

 

[cliveh27]

One of the chief obstacles to success in the moral and religious condition of our parochial schools is the injudicious, if not unprincipled, way in which punishments are frequently administered.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

This is an NTLM Type 1 message (from the NTLMSSP Signature and Type 1 Indicator).

 

[Hillian1]

But all in vain; the indignant gale howls louder; then, with one hand raised invokingly to God, with the other they not unreluctantly lay hold of Jonah.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Their incomes, which roughly equate to a tenth of their wealth, put them on a par with wealthy knights.

 

[WhingForPresident]

He thrust his throbbing member into her gargantuan love cave.

 

[Lady Gull]

The butcher placed his left hand flat on the broad rib and with his right hand began to carve into the thick meat once again.

 

[ada4bha]

And alone.

 

[HalifaxSeagull]

He thrust his throbbing member into her gargantuan love cave.

You're reading the same book as me... (I forgot how saucy the eaely Enid Blyton books were)

 

[Triggaaar]

Nobody knows the safe amount you can have, so complete avoidance is usually recommended.

on a side note, what percentage of people aren't cheating here - 35%?

 

[catfish]

Starting on the morning after the assault on Moretti, Cort had interviewed everyone he could find -both G.I.s and Koreans - who'd been present the night of the Itaewon Massacre.

 

[Questions]

Noddy looked across at his friends Big Ears and Tessie Dog and smiled gently.

 

[BeardyChops]

"What happens in that stage?" questioned Dan.

 

[El Sid]

"Let me make sure I understand. You're saying that if our initial velocity estimate is too high, we will burn out trying to hit that higher number each sprint?" asked Wendi.