STOP wearing clothes!!

[tedebear]

Then there wouldn't be so much blooming washing!!

That is all

 

[Yorkie]

Or ironing.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Or mental anguish trying to imagine what certain women would look like naked.

 

[tedebear]

Or ironing.

YES - I've sadly just looked at the ironing pile too.... Would be nice if SOMEONE DID SOMETHING AROUND HERE WHILE I WAS AT WORK!!

 

[larus]

Or mental anguish trying to imagine what certain women would look like naked.

Bearing that in mind, it's probably good that most people do wear clothes though. I mean, Ann Widdicombe naked - say no more.

 

[Starry]

YES - I've sadly just looked at the ironing pile too....

It's a mountain here.

 

[Nemesis]

Bearing that in mind, it's probably good that most people do wear clothes though. I mean, Ann Widdicombe naked - say no more.

Thanks!

You've scarred me for life with that mental image...

 

[Yorkie]

YES - I've sadly just looked at the ironing pile too.... Would be nice if SOMEONE DID SOMETHING AROUND HERE WHILE I WAS AT WORK!!

I've taken a day off today to try and catch up. We've spent the last four weekends away for one reason or another (all nice reasons) and the place is a tip.

 

[Yorkie]

Bearing that in mind, it's probably good that most people do wear clothes though. I mean, Ann Widdicombe naked - say no more.

You men would be so busy oggling the nice young girls that you wouldn't even see the older plumper ones. Men are blinkered at the best of times.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

You first.

 

[Rangdo]

YES - I've sadly just looked at the ironing pile too....

Would the suggestion to get off here and get on with it go down well or shall I keep my head below the parapet at this point?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

what's Ironing?

 

[British Bulldog]

Bearing that in mind, it's probably good that most people do wear clothes though. I mean, Ann Widdicombe naked - say no more.

Thats just put me off breakfast.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

what's Ironing?

i just buy all my shirts a size too small...sorted

 

[tedebear]

Would the suggestion to get off here and get on with it go down well or shall I keep my head below the parapet at this point?

I am multi tasking as we speak, washing is on, helping arthur fishing, doing the ironing and typing all as we speak....whilst munching on vegemite toast!!

 

[tedebear]

i just buy all my shirts a size too small...sorted

Do you have little peep holes around your buttons where the fabric is stretched??

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Do you have little peep holes around your buttons where the fabric is stretched??

yes

 

[tedebear]

yes

Option one - breath in lots and no breathing out
Option two - buy bigger shirts
Option three (the hard one) - loose weight

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

'STOP being such an old fashioned traditionalist' tedebear! The suffragettes died under horses hooves so that men could have the opportunity to do their own washing and ironing! Tell Zef to iron his own W-fronts from now on!

 

[Meade's Ball]

I have a blanket of greying hairs adorning my elderly animal body so i am never truly naked. And i wonder if i could evict each folicle and run them through a machine for a thorough de-germing and then pop them back into my wide-open pores of plenty. Although i may need a helper (or ass-cist-ant) to re-plant my shoulder and bum-crack ruffles.

Tede, would you iron a bag of hair i sent you by registered post if i found a way in which i could do the above? And if so at what cost?