At least before 9am, or after 5pm and certainly not at weekends! They have all bloody day to buy their value this and old fashioned that, they should not be blocking up the aisles at other times. It could lead to assaults, or even murders!
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Stop OAP's using supermarkets!
- Thread starter wellquickwoody
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LadySeagull
Well-known member
Certainly agree when they are struggling to drive their too-large Kompressor cars along the Old Shoreham Road at 8.30am to get to the Co-op. Cutting people up and dithering as they still don't understand the Sackville Road traffic light system or the fact that if they are in the middle lane they have to stay in the bloody middle lane not drift across both as they finally release the flippin' unnecessary handbrake and pull away from the lights.
In fact, I feel a new thread coming on:
'Ban all OAP drivers from using the Sackville Road crossroads'. e-petition anyone?!!!
Safeway
M0DERAT0R
And they smell of piss.
I would apply the same rule to foreigners using the self serve checkouts, unless they start teaching "unexpected item in bagging area" at EF.
Stuart Munday
Well-known member
Certainly agree when they are struggling to drive their too-large Kompressor cars along the Old Shoreham Road at 8.30am to get to the Co-op. Cutting people up and dithering as they still don't understand the Sackville Road traffic light system or the fact that if they are in the middle lane they have to stay in the bloody middle lane not drift across both as they finally release the flippin' unnecessary handbrake and pull away from the lights.
In fact, I feel a new thread coming on:
'Ban all OAP drivers from using the Sackville Road crossroads'. e-petition anyone?!!!
While we are at it ban them from Ditchling Beacon as well.
Gazwag
5 millionth post poster
why don't you buy your shopping online if it that much of a hardship
BHAFC_Pandapops
Citation Needed
- Feb 16, 2011
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when they hand wet, ammonia stinking fivers to the cashier
BHAFC_Pandapops
Citation Needed
- Feb 16, 2011
- 2,844
who was the cashier?
glasfryn
cleaning up cat sick
I have spoken to David Cameron and arranged that before the next election that squads of young men pick us all up give us a good meal for free then
TAKE US ALL OUT AND SHOOT US
there is that ok for you
glasfryn
cleaning up cat sick
was that him or you?
JetsetJimbo
Well-known member
- Jun 13, 2011
- 1,108
I wish there was I way I could make sure you all have to re-read this thread when you're OAPs.
And kids while we're at it. There's no need for kids to be in supermarkets. Construct a corral outside and lock them in there while their mummies shop. Much better for everyone ... including the kids.
Both.
[MENTION=18563]BHAFC_Pandapops[/MENTION] - cashier was older woman with short light brown hair (if memory serves)
Same trip to Sainos yesterday there was a kid on one of those f***ing scooters they've all got. Those things are annoying enough on the pavements let alone loose in the shop.
skipper734
Registered ruffian
Hold it Glas that's not the attitude to confront these wipersnappers with. Just ask them if they enjoy sex and travel. What they are really afraid of is that they are looking at themselves in 40 or so years time, if they manage to live that long.
BHAFC_Pandapops
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- Feb 16, 2011
- 2,844
she's gold. lol.
BHAFC_Pandapops
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- Feb 16, 2011
- 2,844
they let a stink bomb off in store. I f*cking resent them kids. The fat one with a mop head is a total mummy's boy, no matter how hard he thinks he is
Dktr Faustus
New member
Can we also ban the unwashed and the downright ugly while we're at it? Oh, and also large women who insist on wearing leggings but have thighs the size of oak trees. Shopping could be so much more enjoyable with a bit of sensible social cleansing!
ifuhatepalacestandup
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glasfryn
cleaning up cat sick
even my other half laughed
she always winces when we see young ladies wearing shorts or leggings that look like they are stopping the blood supply