Stoke v Valencia

[Doc Lynam]

Oh dear god! One team is playing football I don't know what the other team is playing, its a cross between rugby and American football.

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[Weststander]

Pulis, Delap, the towels to dry the ball, if they are winning running down the clock far more than any other club, terrority obsession rather than possession

.... Stoke are awful on the eye.

I'm sorry if that offends the english-up-em-and-at-em 'traditionalists'.

 

[BUTTERBALL]

the other team is playing, its a cross between rugby and American football.

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Bloody Spanish football - heathens!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

f***ing hate stoke. dont give me this effective bollox. besides pulis said he would change after three years consolidating. he f***ing hasnt.

 

[Joey Deacon's Disco Suit]

Stoke are hoofing cloggers who take the beautiful game and turn it into something really horrible. They're shit, their tactics are shit, their town is shit, their players are shit. Hate them.

 

[BrickTamland]

Wonder if Vicente will travel up to see some of his old teammates?

 

[Joey Deacon's Disco Suit]

And their manager dresses like he's on his way to happy hour down the Burlsem Wetherspoons.

 

[Doc Lynam]

Stoke are hoofing cloggers who take the beautiful game and turn it into something really horrible. They're shit, their tactics are shit, their town is shit, their players are shit. Hate them.

So let me just clarify, you don't like Stoke?

 

[Joey Deacon's Disco Suit]

So let me just clarify, you don't like Stoke?

Not really, no. I loved their genuine outrage last year when we sang "Stoke is a shit-hole, I want to go home". Often, it's an outright fib (Southampton, Ipswich etc) but in this case Stoke really IS a shithole. And the Britannia Stadium is the coldest ground I've ever sat/stood in. It's horrible. I'd actually go further and describe it as shit.

 

[Doc Lynam]

Lol but they do have lovely towels.

 

[Durlston]

Should be an interesting match on Sunday between Crawley and Stoke. I reckon Steve Evans and Tony Pulis could have a serious row on the touchline.