Stephen Ireland does it again

[The Oldman]

Awful colour scheme on that car.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

i wonder if she hears high pitched whistles ?

 

[WATFORD zero]

He's almost worth the money he earns, when he provides entertainment of this quality

 

[footychick]

SHE IS FIT

Yeah - with half a tonne of slap.
Horrible car btw

 

[Biscuit]

You see hotter ladies walking down the high street.. not all that at all.

 

[Austrian Gull]

She's got a double chin & Kankles ffs!

Pardon my ignorance, but what are kankles?

PS - I would, by the way.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

What a cock ... surely she took one look and thought "how on earth am I going to tell him?" ... he'd have been better off getting a dyson, apron and a washing up bowl!

 

[CHAPPERS]

At least he got rid of that f***ing AWFUL haircut.

 

[The Grockle]

Pardon my ignorance, but what are kankles?

PS - I would, by the way.

It’s when there’s no definition between a girls ankle and calf,

Now you mention it, it should read Cankle! D’oh

 

[Pavilionaire]

One of the few things about City that seems good were that at least they were "keeping it real" by sticking with Ireland. Now it turns out he's just as big a prick as Robinho, Adebayor, Tevez et al.

If you needed any evidence players are overpaid this is it. By my calculations it would take the average full-time worker 14 /15 years to earn the money to pay for the car he bought his little trollope. This is a sick joke.

 

[Mendoza]

At least he got rid of that f***ing AWFUL haircut.

its probaly in the top drawer just inside his walk in wardrobe

 

[tottenhamseagull]

When you are referring to one individually, rather than them collectively, then each individual is a Wife Or Girlfriend, but I doubt the media are quite so comfortable with that when they shorten it.

hahaha

 

[Tooting Gull]

What that car needs is five minutes with my almost two-year-old daughter, an indelible marker pen, and my car keys.

 

[Bwian]

He's a cock, the car is cack and she must give one hell of a blow job...

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

One of the few things about City that seems good were that at least they were "keeping it real" by sticking with Ireland. Now it turns out he's just as big a prick as Robinho, Adebayor, Tevez et al.

Spot on, and she's not exactly a stunner is she?!

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

its probaly in the top drawer just inside his walk in wardrobe

Apparently it's either being loaned by Lisa Scott Lee's brother (name escapes me) or the bloke who married Jade Goody on her death bed for her cash (name escapes me)

 

[GT49er]

When you are referring to one individually, rather than them collectively, then each individual is a Wife Or Girlfriend, but I doubt the media are quite so comfortable with that when they shorten it.

Nice one!

 

[Cian]

Why has he put the nose off a mid-1990s Alfa GTV on to that Bentley?

 

[GT49er]

They say money can't buy you class -

Well it's certainly bought him something he wouldn't have got without being on a footballer's wages.....(I might be meaning the car....)

 

[John Bumlick]

If you see her from side on and look at her ear you can see right through to the other side.

can we assume that, when you met her, her conversation was somewhat limited?

personally, i think she looks like a very nice, pretty young lady...

and for 264K you'd expect the retractable roof to work properly.