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Da Man Clay

T'Blades
Dec 16, 2004
16,279
Uncle Buck said:
Gas oven, turn on gas, do not lite, stick head in oven. Everyone then happy...

Doesn't work anymore sadly all you will get from that is a bad headache. I suggest hanging.
 






Uncle Buck said:
Down on the list, I pressume you are bringing your partner Perry along?

Afraid not, he's moved out (with my S-Club collection :angry: ) and taken up with ManofHarverys the dirty slapper.
 












Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,801
Brighton, UK
Lokki 7 said:
Afraid not, he's moved out (with my S-Club collection :angry: ) and taken up with ManofHarverys the dirty slapper.

I have enough love to go around - I'll be there.

I think we should make it a Spielberg-themed fancy dress affair, if everyone agrees.
 




Ok. I'll go as ET, that hideous looking alien creature that sounds like its had two pints of whisky when it tries to talk. Saves money on hiring a costume anyway.
 






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