Sorry about this joke but.......

[Seagull Stew]

George Best's doctor says to George Best:
I've got some good news and some bad news.

George Best replies:
What's the bad news?

His doctor says solemnly:
I'm afraid you only have an hour to live!

George Best says:
Well what could possibly be the good news?

Doctor says: It's happy hour!!!



Again, very tasteless and I apologise profoundly!

 

[Bluejuice]

It was close to the edge before he died, and now it's happened I think it is somewhat tasteless to repeat it

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

 

[Marc]

I've heard worse! especially this one:

They dont usually put up Christmas Decorations in Vietnam...but this year they may hang up Glitter

 

[Lander]

I've heard worse! especially this one:

They dont usually put up Christmas Decorations in Vietnam...but this year they may hang up Glitter

That was on here a few days ago

 

[rogue]

Tasteless but excellent

 

[Del Boy]

:thud:

 

[brighton2win]

They dont usually put up Christmas Decorations in Vietnam...but this year they may hang up Glitter

i realise im probably being unbelievably thick but i dont understand it

 

[Gully]

Oh dear, Gary Glitter has been arrested and charged, I believe, of having sex with a minor (I don't mean Arthur Scargill, though that would be bad enough), if it is proven that he has had sex with a 12 year old then the punishment could be death by hanging.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Oh dear, Gary Glitter has been arrested and charged, I believe, of having sex with a minor (I don't mean Arthur Scargill, though that would be bad enough), if it is proven that he has had sex with a 12 year old then the punishment could be death by hanging.

Isn't it death by firing squad?

 

[rogue]

Isn't it death by firing squad?

your right you loon

 

[Beach Hut]

Someone circulated a picture of him at work with the ball replaced with a bucket a few hours after he died.

Pretty tasteless I thought.

 

[bhaexpress]

It is a firing squad. Also, I don't see anything too bad about Seagull Stew's joke, I'm sure George would have seen the funny side.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I don't see anything too bad about Seagull Stew's joke, I'm sure George would have seen the funny side.

Too right, nothing worse than people getting precious about this kind of stuff. One of my elderly colleagues at work wants to have Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" playing at his cremation so that when his coffin disappears through the curtain the lyrics "..they call me Mr Farenheit.." are blasting out. Now that's the kind of humour and attitude that I respect.

 

[Lander]

Isn't it death by firing squad?

What's that?

 

[Robot Chicken]

What's that?

What's what?

 

[B.M.F]

What's that?

A firing squad is a NSC Clique all ganging up on you and posting flamming bouncers at you. Jeeeesss do you know nothing