Songs for Leeds.

[Yorkie]

Suppose we could all sing the "Umper Lumpa" song?

When he was managing Millwall, the away dug out was nearest H block (it's swapped around now) and we started singing
Umper Lumpa dupity doo, You've got a midget managing you.

He turned round and grinned and stuck his thumb up.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Suppose we could all sing the "Umper Lumpa" song? Along the lines of this....

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bxgGrlsoMHU

That, Sir, is f***ing class!

Umper Lumper
Do be doo
I have a little song for you
Umper Lumper
do ba de dee
Wise is a ****
who manages Leeds!

 

[smudge]

To the tune of we'll take more care of you.

Don't swear at Denis Wise
He's a grass
He's a grass

 

[Collar Feeler]

Can you see your team from there? repeat ad nauseum

or

To the tune of Record Breakers 'Dedication'

Administration yeah yeah, administration yeah yeah
Administration thats cheating Leeds
If you wanna be the best and you don't wanna pay your debts
Yeah yeah Administration cheatin Leeds.

 

[Croydonbloke]

For Dennis Wise

La la la la la la, sing a happy song, la la la la la la, Smurf the whole day long. Next time youre feeling blue, just let a smile begin. Happy things will come to you {Smurfette: So smurf yourself a grin!}{Gargamel: Oooo I hate smurfs! Ill get you, Ill get all of you if its the last thing I ever do! He he he he haaa!} La la la la la la, now you know the tune, Youll be smurfing soon!

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

how about after they sing "we are leeds" a hundred times.

Something like....

"YOU ARE LEEDS YOU ARE LEEDS YOU ARE LEEDS"
god i'm funny.

 

[seagurn]

hows about
eleven p eleven p
and bates is free ?
for eleven ficukig p

to yellow submarine

 

[RM-Taylor]

Small town in Farsley,
You're just a small town in Farsley

 

[Caveman]

Small town in Farsley,
You're just a small town in Farsley

Small town in Bradford will probably more fitting.

 

[Bald Gull]

To the tune of Lord of the Dance:

Wise, Wise Wherever You May Be
You're so short, I just can't see
I thought we were skint but then i saw with glee
That in leeds one pound equals 11p

 

[hans kraay fan club]

The thing is, with all these songs that mention the administration and the 11p, is that THEY DON'T CARE. To them it is funny that they have screwed everyone over, and it they would just enjoy the fact that we are wound up by it.

Much better to stick to personal abuse of Bates and Wise!

 

[Mendoza]

the singing section should do what they always do

and for no reason sing a WANKY song about beating palace at selhurst and smashing their pubs up

THAT WILL REALLY WIND THEM UP!!!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Your manager's a RUNT,
Your chairman is a C*NT,
Your girlfriend is a MUNT,
The Leeds U family...
Der der der der, etc...

 

[TonyYeboah]

Why don't you all sing 'You're not famous anymore!' (like every single other unimaginitive club) and we'll bide our time until the attendance is read out as a sell out and have a little chuckle.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Why don't you all sing 'You're not famous anymore!' (like every single other unimaginitive club) and we'll bide our time until the attendance is read out as a sell out and have a little chuckle.

We won't. We'll sing 'you're not a big club anymore'.

Bet you a quid you'll have a hilarious one up your sleeves about our boyfriends.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Town full of bombers,in reply to the gay taunts.
Does your uncle tuck you in,cos they're all at with the kids up there.
"I go downt pub,drink 10 pints,get absoloutly plastered,then I go ome and shag the kids cos I'm a big fat Yorkshire bastard,eeee chucky chucky lad,eeeeee chucky chucky"

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Does your whippet know your'e here?

 

[Hiney]

WANKER! WANKER! WANKER! WANKER! WANKER! WANKER! WANKER! WANKER! WANKER! WANKER! WANKER! WANKER! WANKER! WANKER!

Repeat as necessary

 

[unnameable]

"We are Brighton" would be a good response to "We are Leeds". Perhaps a song about Cloughie lasting only 44 days at Leeds, after he left us.

 

[Horsham Gull]

Whats It Like To Know Weve Got More Points Then You

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