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Songs for Bong







wellquickwoody

Many More Voting Years
NSC Patron
Aug 10, 2007
13,797
Melbourne
Ram-a-Lam, Bing Bong,
Ram-a-Lam, Gaeton Bong,
Ram-a-Lam-a-Lam-a-Lam-a-Lam-Bing Bong,
Cameroon international, amazing dreadlocks on!

Ooh Ooh Ooh Aah etc etc
 


Wellesley

Well-known member
Jul 24, 2013
4,973
He's got big goolie, goolie, goolie, goolie, goolies,
Gaetan Bong, Gaetan Bong.
Giant, massive goolies,
And his Willy's two foot long.
He's got big goolie, goolie, goolie, goolie, goolies,
Gaetan Bong, Gaetan Bong.
 
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KZNSeagull

Well-known member
Nov 26, 2007
20,827
Wolsingham, County Durham
Bing Bong merrily on high?

Might work at Christmas

Big Bong Merrily on High
In Brigt'n the Bells are Ringing
Big Bong verily the sky
Is full of voices singing
Gae ee ae ee ae ee ae ee ae ee ae ee ae ee ae ton Bong
He'll never let you score.
Gae ee ae ee ae ee ae ee ae ee ae ee ae ee ae ton Bong
He'll never let you score.
 






The Sock of Poskett

The best is yet to come (spoiler alert)
Jun 12, 2009
2,828
Down the left side so strong (it's Bong)
Down the left side it's Bong

(Something Inside So Strong)
 


mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,748
England
A bit of GAYE


Ive been really tryin', baby
Tryin' to hold back this feeling for so long
And if you feel like I feel, baby
Then, c'mon, oh, c'mon, woo

It's Gaetan Song ah baby
Ah, baby, it's Gaetan Song
Let's love, baby
It's Gaetan Song, sugar
Its Gaetan Song, woo hoo
 






mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,748
England
A bit of GAYE


Ive been really tryin', baby
Tryin' to hold back this feeling for so long
And if you feel like I feel, baby
Then, c'mon, oh, c'mon, woo

It's Gaetan Song ah baby
Ah, baby, it's Gaetan Song
Let's love, baby
It's Gaetan Song, sugar
Its Gaetan Song, woo hoo


How silly me, of course this wouldn't get off the ground.

I got his name wrong.
 


Munkfish

Well-known member
May 1, 2006
12,043
To the song Shot you down by Nancy Sinatra:

BONG, he chopped you down
BONG BONG, you hit the ground
BONG BONG, that awful sound
BONG BONG, Gaetan chopped you down
 


mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,748
England
To the song Shot you down by Nancy Sinatra:

BONG, he chopped you down
BONG BONG, you hit the ground
BONG BONG, that awful sound
BONG BONG, Gaetan chopped you down

:lolol: followed by

down down d d d d down down.

I hadn't even thought of "booms" and "bangs".

Lulu, for example

"My heart goes
Boom bong-a-bong, Boom bong-a-bong
When he is near
Boom Bong a Bong, Boom Bong-a-Bong
Kicks the ball clear
Pounding away, Pounding away.
He is so fine
Boom Bong-a-Bong Bong all the time.
 




Nathan

Well-known member
Jan 8, 2010
3,780
To the tune of Red Alert by Basement Jaxx

Bong bong bong,
bong, bong
bong bong bong

(repeat to fade)
 


Seagull on the wing

New member
Sep 22, 2010
7,458
Hailsham
bing-bang-Bong
he's on song
To take out forwards,won't be long

With a nick knack Palace whack,give the Bong the Ball.......

needs a last line
 






Tarpon

Well-known member
Sep 12, 2013
3,795
BN1
We absolutely MUST get something going about taking a hit from the Bong that can be sung after a crunching challenge.

To Blur's Song 2:

He just got too strong
When he was young
Its not his problem
Its not his problem


Woo-hoo
You took a hit off Gaeten Bong
Woo-hoo
So hard he has this song
Woo-hoo
You took a hit off Gaeten Bong
Woo-hoo
So hard he has this song
Etc.
 


sir albion

New member
Jan 6, 2007
13,055
SWINDON
No need to over complicate it as you can have fun and sing this...
Let's all do the bonger,let's all do the bonger la la la la.....la la la :)
 


DanRedman

Active member
Mar 18, 2014
277
I've just been listening to 'Ring of Fire', and it got me thinking... Can we create a player's chant to this tune? The obvious player is Maenpaa, potentially LuaLua. Who's creative enough and has nothing to do on a Tuesday evening?
 


dazzer6666

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Mar 27, 2013
54,710
Burgess Hill
I've just been listening to 'Ring of Fire', and it got me thinking... Can we create a player's chant to this tune? The obvious player is Maenpaa, potentially LuaLua. Who's creative enough and has nothing to do on a Tuesday evening?

Der der der der der der der BONG, der der der der der der der BONG etc

You're welcome [emoji3]
 








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