Elkie Brooks - Pearl's a Minger
Pearl's A Minger - Elkie Brooks
The Byrds - Turn! Turn! Turd!
Turd! Turd! Turd, by The Byrds
I Don't Feel Like Lancing - Scissor Sisters
I don't feel like Lancing-Scissor Sisters
Indeep - Last Night a BJ Saved My Life
Anyhoo, enough about me. Back to the song titles...