Song for Chris Wood

[twowheelsbest]

As he improves with every game (and I was one of his detractors at the start), I think it is time we put together a song for Chris Wood - I was thinking on the lines of:
"Isn't He Good
New Zealand Wood"
(to the tune of Norwegian Wood by The Beatles)
Thats as far as I have been able to get, so I'm hoping that the creative NSC'ers can come up with a bit more.

Thanks Boz for my Happy Birthday e-mail!

 

[Blue and White Tiger]

We've got massive wood.

 

[Gazwag]

Ebeneza Good

Eza Good Eza Good
Ahhhhh
Eza Chrisy Wood

 

[tonymgc]

We've got massive Wood is here to stay

 

[Trufflehound]

We once had tiny Cox
But then Gus arrived and gave us all Wood.

 

[Gerbil]

We've got massive wood is QUITE cringeworthy

 

[Marc1901]

We've got massive wood is QUITE cringeworthy

I agree with that. Not the best chant people could of came up with.

 

[The French Mistress]

As he improves with every game (and I was one of his detractors at the start), I think it is time we put together a song for Chris Wood - I was thinking on the lines of:
"Isn't He Good
New Zealand Wood"
(to the tune of Norwegian Wood by The Beatles)
Thats as far as I have been able to get, so I'm hoping that the creative NSC'ers can come up with a bit more.

Thanks Boz for my Happy Birthday e-mail!

Don't give up the day job !

 

[Moshe Gariani]

We've got massive wood is QUITE cringeworthy

10/10 for miserableness.

I enjoyed "Massive Wood" and was also very pleased to hear "Bennett, Elliott Bennett runs down the wing for me" get going a bit. Good effort by the young lads at the front right of the singing section - hope you are rewarded by 3,000+ belting it out at Wartford and Borient...

 

[OSRGull]

'We've got massive Wood' is shocking, i hope we come up with something a bit more better.

 

[twowheelsbest]

Don't give up the day job !

I alreadY did - I am fully occupied enjoying my retirement!

 

[Aldo]

10/10 for miserableness.

I enjoyed "Massive Wood" and was also very pleased to hear "Bennett, Elliott Bennett runs down the wing for me" get going a bit. Good effort by the young lads at the front right of the singing section - hope you are rewarded by 3,000+ belting it out at Wartford and Borient...

We tried to get it going just from the back as well.

 

[fire&skill]

WOOD-E-E-E! WOODY WOODY YUM YUM!

 

[twowheelsbest]

WOOD-E-E-E! WOODY WOODY YUM YUM!

This I Like!

 

[olliwarne]

To the song liverpool used to sing for Peter Crouch 4 or 5 years ago.


- He's big
He's blue
He scores goals for Albion (or maybe ...the Seagulls), Chris Wood , Chris Wood.

 

[Art Vs Science]

Chris Wood is a Kiwi
He owns 2 Albion Shirts
And if he does the Haka
We'll be promotion Certs

 

[Scotty Mac]

We've got massive Wood is here to stay

i hope not

it sounded totally spastic when sung in the west stand at the pompey game. if it ever got going at any away game i can only imagine what a total dribblefest the albion support would look like to opposing fans

 

[Giraffe]

To the Steve Gritt he's got no hair song tune:

Chrissy Wood, Chrissy Wood,
Chrissy Chrissy Wood
He herds the sheep
And scores the goals
Chrissy Chrissy Wood

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Chris Wood is a Kiwi
He owns 2 Albion Shirts
And if he does the Haka
We'll be promotion Certs

I like that.

 

[Art Vs Science]

I like that.

To the tune of the OGH/posh spice one