Rangdo
Registered Cider Drinker
Shizuoka Dolphin said:
If it floats on the surface then it's dead. Did you never have a goldfish?
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If it floats on the surface then it's dead. Did you never have a goldfish?
Brightonian74
New member
You KNOW when you've done a good 'un when there's silence as it 'exits the departure lounge'. It has actually entered the water whilst still connected.
Anyone done a 'periscope'? This means that one end isn't visible due to it being up the U-bend and the other is above the water. You feel a great sense of satisfaction..................and emptiness!!
Anyone done a 'periscope'? This means that one end isn't visible due to it being up the U-bend and the other is above the water. You feel a great sense of satisfaction..................and emptiness!!
Personally my favourite is a 'brownberg' , 9/10 of it is under the water line but it's big enough to sink The Titanic and Radio 4 mention it in the shipping forecasts.
SK1NT
Well-known member
i once ate so much red and green liqourice that my poo actually came out proper red and green!
also ive heard guiness is suppose to make ur poo hard, but after i have a few guinesses i seem to sand blast the back of the toilet!
also ive heard guiness is suppose to make ur poo hard, but after i have a few guinesses i seem to sand blast the back of the toilet!
Meade's Ball
Well-known member
Sometimes you can drop a couple of floaters and they disappear below the water, only to rise again like the barrels they try to slow Jaws down with.
captainmorganrum
Wrexham
Brightonian74 said:
MY GAWD
Is that possible? that would need to be a foot long.
I don't believe you
Northstander
Well-known member
- Oct 13, 2003
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That is brilliant!! Make a statue out of your own pooh!
Marshy
Well-known member
if i rolled around in shit i would come up smelling of Roses....
Thats what my mates tell me.
Whats all that about... !
Thats what my mates tell me.
Whats all that about... !
Brightonian74
New member
My friend, even if I have any pictoral evidence I wouldn't have the guts (no pun intended) to post it on here. So it's just my own your going to have to believe.captainmorganrum said:MY GAWD
Is that possible? that would need to be a foot long.
I don't believe you
You have to have a severe gut-ache to do it though.........
Theatre of Trees
Well-known member
Old Goat said:
I was hoping that it would be wrapped in a stylishly designed wad of toilet paper.
My personal fav... although slightly alarming when it happens, it the Stealth Poo.
You know it came out, but it makes no noise entering the water and has disappeared completely, not even a skid mark, when you have the usual admiring/inquisitive gaze at it.
A word to the wise... if you suspect you have achieved this, have a sneaky look before you dump the paper down the pan.
You know it came out, but it makes no noise entering the water and has disappeared completely, not even a skid mark, when you have the usual admiring/inquisitive gaze at it.
A word to the wise... if you suspect you have achieved this, have a sneaky look before you dump the paper down the pan.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
No, if it rises its a WITCH, and you should burn it.Everest said:
Floating stools
Floating stools are seen in a variety of different situations. Most are diet-related or caused by episodes of diarrhea that accompany an acute gastrointestinal infection. A change in dietary habits can lead to an increase in the amount of gas produced by bacteria in the gastrointestinal tract.
Similarly, acute gastrointestinal (GI) infections can result in increased gas content in the intestines due to rapid movement of food through the GI tract. One misconception is that floating stools are caused by an increase in the fat content of the stool. In fact, it is increased gas levels in the stool that make it less dense and allow it to float.
Another cause of floating stools is malabsorption. More than two weeks of diarrhea with floating stools is often seen in people suffering from malabsorption, a dysfunction in the GI tract that affects the body's ability to digest and absorb fat and other types of foods.
Increased levels of nutrients in the stool (which have not been absorbed by the GI tract) are supplied to the normal bacteria that live in the gut, which in turn produce more gas. This results in more gas-rich stools that float.
Common Causes
Dietary changes, diarrhea, and malabsorption can cause floating stools. Most causes are benign and will resolve when the infection ends or the bacteria in the GI tract adjust to the changes in your diet.
Patients with the following diseases may also have stool that floats:
Cystic fibrosis
Gluten-induced enteropathy (sprue or celiac disease)
Idiopathic steatorrhea (fatty stools with no known cause)
Disaccharides deficiency (insufficient amounts of the sugar-digesting enzymes lactase, sucrase, or isomaltase)
Short bowel syndrome
Biliary atresia
Abetalipoproteinemia
It is important to discuss a change in stool characteristics with a doctor if it has been present for more than a couple of weeks. If blood, fever, or dizziness accompanies these changes, consult a physician immediately.
Floating stools are seen in a variety of different situations. Most are diet-related or caused by episodes of diarrhea that accompany an acute gastrointestinal infection. A change in dietary habits can lead to an increase in the amount of gas produced by bacteria in the gastrointestinal tract.
Similarly, acute gastrointestinal (GI) infections can result in increased gas content in the intestines due to rapid movement of food through the GI tract. One misconception is that floating stools are caused by an increase in the fat content of the stool. In fact, it is increased gas levels in the stool that make it less dense and allow it to float.
Another cause of floating stools is malabsorption. More than two weeks of diarrhea with floating stools is often seen in people suffering from malabsorption, a dysfunction in the GI tract that affects the body's ability to digest and absorb fat and other types of foods.
Increased levels of nutrients in the stool (which have not been absorbed by the GI tract) are supplied to the normal bacteria that live in the gut, which in turn produce more gas. This results in more gas-rich stools that float.
Common Causes
Dietary changes, diarrhea, and malabsorption can cause floating stools. Most causes are benign and will resolve when the infection ends or the bacteria in the GI tract adjust to the changes in your diet.
Patients with the following diseases may also have stool that floats:
Cystic fibrosis
Gluten-induced enteropathy (sprue or celiac disease)
Idiopathic steatorrhea (fatty stools with no known cause)
Disaccharides deficiency (insufficient amounts of the sugar-digesting enzymes lactase, sucrase, or isomaltase)
Short bowel syndrome
Biliary atresia
Abetalipoproteinemia
It is important to discuss a change in stool characteristics with a doctor if it has been present for more than a couple of weeks. If blood, fever, or dizziness accompanies these changes, consult a physician immediately.
