Sometimes my poo...

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

...floats, and yet sometimes it sinks.

Now, why is that?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Sappora Beer?

 

[Lammy]

fibre

 

[Old Goat]

The amount of fat in your diet -
more fat = floaty poos
less fat = sinkers

 

[Kev the Ape]

disgusting thread.

 

[Everest]

Try pushing the floaters down with your finger. If it stays down, all's well. If it rises, you've just got a brown smelly finger for nothing.

 

[smudge]

Sometimes, after I've flushed, there's a map of the Phillipines in the bog!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Stop eating maps then

 

[El Presidente]

Mine are normally smooth, but for the last few days it is as if I have been trying to pass a pineapple sideways, yet I feel fine apart from that.

Are there any NSC doctors in the house who can diagnose?

 

[Kev the Ape]

Mine are normally smooth, but for the last few days it is as if I have been trying to pass a pineapple sideways, yet I feel fine apart from that.

Are there any NSC doctors in the house who can diagnose?

you aint had any vidaloos

 

[smudge]

Without wishing to hijack this thread, toilet humour is a very male thing. We feel the need to share our satisfaction in a good dump, ie. "f*** me that was a pearler!"
Or the morning after a ruby, "Bloody hell, that went through me like a flock of starlings!"

Men & toilet humour, we're loving it!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

mine tastes nice

 

[DannyBhoy]

This thread is Shi*

(god im so funny do u get it poo-shi*)

 

[Halftime Oranges]

Try pushing the floaters down with your finger. If it stays down, all's well. If it rises, you've just got a brown smelly finger for nothing.

 

[magoo]

The amount of fat in your diet -
more fat = floaty poos
less fat = sinkers

Is that true? Handy to know if it is!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[ShorehamGull]

Great thread

 

[Charlies Shinpad]

Ive had a weekend on the Guiness in Newcastle and my poo is still Black!!

 

[The Large One]

My shit don't stink, you know.
































































Until it comes out of my arse.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Clapham Gull, over to you?