Blue Valkyrie
Not seen such Bravery!
Get a bicycle and cycle you imbecile, it's not as though you live in Eastbourne or Chichester is it? You'd arrive at the ground warm, be able to avoid the queues afterwards and lose some of that bloody weight you carry to all the press conferences you attend, and you'd get home a damn sight sooner than the train or bus.
Memories of HB&B's tale of booting a cyclist off their bike.