Something quite repulsive....
...happened in my kitchen this evening
...happened in my kitchen this evening
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Bry Nylon said:...happened in my kitchen this evening
Bry Nylon said:...happened in my kitchen this evening
Bry Nylon said:My friend Lorraine had been out running, with her dog (Alasation / Lab cross bitch). She popped round on her way back for a cup of tea and a bowl of water for her hound...
... after a while I noticed blood on the floor tiles. Her dog, it transpired, is in season, and was menstruating on the floor...
...not a problem. I am a modern man, and embrace the miracle of life...
...BUT, before I could get to the kitchen roll, the THE DOG WAS LICKING IT UP...
Bry Nylon said:My friend Lorraine had been out running, with her dog (Alasation / Lab cross bitch). She popped round on her way back for a cup of tea and a bowl of water for her hound...
... after a while I noticed blood on the floor tiles. Her dog, it transpired, is in season, and was menstruating on the floor...
...not a problem. I am a modern man, and embrace the miracle of life...
...BUT, before I could get to the kitchen roll, the THE DOG WAS LICKING IT UP...
Tastes nice on toastBry Nylon said:... after a while I noticed blood on the floor tiles. Her dog, it transpired, is in season, and was menstruating on the floor...
Billy the Fish said:Tastes nice on toast
....so I've heard anyway
Bry Nylon said:
...BUT, before I could get to the kitchen roll, the THE DOG WAS LICKING IT UP...
f*** all wrong with that shipmate,as long as there's no clots.Bry Nylon said:My friend Lorraine had been out running, with her dog (Alasation / Lab cross bitch). She popped round on her way back for a cup of tea and a bowl of water for her hound...
... after a while I noticed blood on the floor tiles. Her dog, it transpired, is in season, and was menstruating on the floor...
...not a problem. I am a modern man, and embrace the miracle of life...
...BUT, before I could get to the kitchen roll, the THE DOG WAS LICKING IT UP...
That sir,is a f***ing outrage.Safeway said:
It's supposedly very good for you, full of Iron. I think it replenishes the body after the strain of child birth.Barrel of Fun said:I trod in some placenta at a friends house. The dog had given birth and then seem to expel the placenta at random moments for a few days. I got up with a cracking hangover and then trod in it. I wasn't entirely sure what it was, I thought perhaps I had vomited my stomach lining or something. The friends father (a doctor) walked past and explained what had happened, at which point the dog ran in and licked it off my foot.
Billy the Fish said:It's supposedly very good for you, full of Iron. I think it replenishes the body after the strain of child birth.
Bry Nylon said:
... after a while I noticed blood on the floor tiles. Her dog, it transpired, is in season, and was menstruating on the floor...