Some tips needed!

[Northstander]

Going to a wedding and the brides maids are well do-able 9FIT!!)


How would you pull em??

(It's me gaffers wedding!)

 

[Barnet Seagull]

It's a wedding? Surely the easiest ever place to pull.

Just go on an on about how pleased you are for the couple and how wonderful the bride looks etc...

Get 'em when they're weak

 

[Wardy]

Walk up and say................

Is it true that all brides maids are up for it?

 

[Lokki 7]

A compliment always goes down well. Something positive but not too cheesey. I would maybe try "you don't sweat much for a fat girl" as an intro.

 

[Northstander]

Its quite a posh do, me gaffer (she is fit too) has probably warned em I'm a bit of a tart! i think I need to get me tactics right!

 

[zakthemack]

Just ask for a dance. While doing so, tell her you're dead chuffed to be dancing with the most beautiful girl in the place. Then excuse your last comment by saying, next to the bride of course. If that doesn't get you the romp you so desire, I'll give up drinking for a week.

 

[surrey jim]

At most wedings drinks are free so go get her a few and hey presto - putty in your hands

(just to clarify this is not the way i do it)

 

[zakthemack]

just neck a bottle of bollinger, you'll be fearless

 

[Marc]

Caveman style:

Find empty Champagne bottle (preferably one you just finished yourself), pick out Bridesmaid...smash said bottle over her head. Grab her hair and drag to nearest toilet, have your way with her and return to drunken dancing with the relatives

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Be direct clear and concise.

Something like: "I suppose a f***'s out of the question?"

 

[Northstander]

some great tips here!

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

Don't ask Gareth Glover.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Try this:

'Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart'

 

[zakthemack]

do they have ghb in England

 

[Northstander]

what is GHB?

 

[Yorkie]

Don't get too drunk, smile from a distance to start off with, if you get a good smile back then send a wink.

Ask something sensible to start off with 'like where are you from' and then guage the responce as the day continues...

 

[dougdeep]

Be nice and ask questions. Ladies love to talk.

 

[Woodchip]

Be nice and ask questions. Ladies love to talk.

or is that gossip??