BHAFC_Pandapops
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- Feb 16, 2011
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Rather, the ball works for him.
When he scores, he doesn't just hit the ball, he moves the cosmos, aligns the planets...displaces gravity, and simply taps the ball gently.
Lua Lua doesn't simply run rings around the opposition. He displaces the very reality of football, and creates his own, where there is only one outcome, and it only involves one man, Lua Lua.
The Gaffer is said to be a happy man with the way things are, but of course, he is not a man. He is Poyet.
When he scores, he doesn't just hit the ball, he moves the cosmos, aligns the planets...displaces gravity, and simply taps the ball gently.
Lua Lua doesn't simply run rings around the opposition. He displaces the very reality of football, and creates his own, where there is only one outcome, and it only involves one man, Lua Lua.
The Gaffer is said to be a happy man with the way things are, but of course, he is not a man. He is Poyet.