Some bird has just shoved a card through our door offering Clare***** massage ....

[Deleted User X18H]

....therapist, I expect 8 and Barry might get one too.

Anyway she made a right noise getting this card through our door . Then, just cos I jokingly asked 'how much for a happy ending' went into a right hissy fit.

If you can't take a joke luv don't hawk your wares on a Sunday morning.

What is the world coming to when a gentleman can't make a risque comment on his own doorstep. I don't know.

 

[Everest]

Perv

 

[manilaseagull]

£15.........£20 on Sundays or Bank Holidays

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Mike Wetherley's new missus?

 

[Durlston]

Get in there and fill yer boots son!

 

[vegster]

mind you don't end up strangled with a belt and with a mandarin in your throat and a courgette up your ringer, a typical politician's death...

 

[Everest]

Get in there and fill yer boots son!

He'd have trouble filling a thimble

 

[Helter]

....therapist, I expect 8 and Barry might get one too.

Anyway she made a right noise getting this card through our door . Then, just cos I jokingly asked 'how much for a happy ending' went into a right hissy fit.

If you can't take a joke luv don't hawk your wares on a Sunday morning.

What is the world coming to when a gentleman can't make a risque comment on his own doorstep. I don't know.

Is it above board or does this sexy Clare offer extras?

 

[kevtherev]

Surely she had got to be up for a bit of extras, thats part of the package i thought.

 

[cjd]

....therapist, I expect 8 and Barry might get one too.

Anyway she made a right noise getting this card through our door . Then, just cos I jokingly asked 'how much for a happy ending' went into a right hissy fit.

If you can't take a joke luv don't hawk your wares on a Sunday morning.

What is the world coming to when a gentleman can't make a risque comment on his own doorstep. I don't know.

...and phone number, of course...!

 

[BensGrandad]

Best keep it away from the wife.

 

[Dalef65]

What did she look like,that should be the main question........

 

[bhaexpress]

Got to be honest, as this woman was posting you junk mail I have to agree HB&B. Whilst I can appreciate that she is just trying to make a living she also needs to be aware that her unsolicited mail is not wanted.

 

[8ace]

....therapist, I expect 8 and Barry might get one too.

Anyway she made a right noise getting this card through our door . Then, just cos I jokingly asked 'how much for a happy ending' went into a right hissy fit.

If you can't take a joke luv don't hawk your wares on a Sunday morning.

What is the world coming to when a gentleman can't make a risque comment on his own doorstep. I don't know.

Nothing so far.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

....therapist, I expect 8 and Barry might get one too.

Anyway she made a right noise getting this card through our door . Then, just cos I jokingly asked 'how much for a happy ending' went into a right hissy fit.

If you can't take a joke luv don't hawk your wares on a Sunday morning.

What is the world coming to when a gentleman can't make a risque comment on his own doorstep. I don't know.

Maybe you should go & ask a gentleman?