So You Think You Can Add Up?

[Soton Seagull]

4100

 

[Simster]

4250

 

[desprateseagull]

4100

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Here is another question, remember dont think too hard about it.

Mary's father has five daughters:
1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?

D'oh !

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Try this:
Write on a piece of paper "7", "Carrot" and "Stop"
Then ask someone the following 3 questions without letting them see what's on the paper.

1. Tell me a number between 1 and 10?
2. Name me a vegetable?
3. What do you do when you get to a green light?

Almost certainly you will have at least two right answers on your paper, often all three - and its scary/odd just how many people say "stop" to the green light - give it a try.

 

[Trufflehound]

100040100030100020100010?

 

[NMH]

4100, but this simple math was hardly worth it's own thread....was it?

(answers on a postcard......)

 

[SK1NT]

This is a test

This is a very simple test. Just four simple questions.
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional."


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

 

[Seagullible]

This is a test

This is a very simple test. Just four simple questions.
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional."


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Open the door and put it in

 

[SK1NT]

well done

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator put in the giraffe and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

 

[Seagullible]

same as the giraffe (though may have to take the giraffe out first to make room)

 

[Brighton till i die]

Gotcha!!

Mary is indeed correct

why?

 

[seagull over sevenoaks]

feck me wake up...

"Mary's father has five daughters"

 

[Lammy]

Try this question.

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

You are in fact third from last.

 

[SK1NT]

same as the giraffe (though may have to take the giraffe out first to make room)

me thinks u know this!

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attendexcept one. Which animal does not attend?

 

[Braders]

the elephant (its in the fridge)

 

[SK1NT]

Well done braders, your cleverer tnan you look

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory.
4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?

 

[Seagullible]

all the crocs are with the king so you can swim

 

[Lammy]

just walk/swim across the crocodiles are at the meeting...





bloody hell these are old...

 

[Brighton till i die]

feck me wake up...

"Mary's father has five daughters"

ah haaaaaaa, i see now!!




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seriously what the f***