Smokers are thick...official

[Gwylan]

Even the tobacco companies say so

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3332193.stm

 

[Trigger]

*stubs fag out*

 

[jonnyboylennon]

That explains why chappers dribbles when he talks....

 

[CHAPPERS]

f*** that I'm well clever.

 

[REDLAND]

Me too, Ive got letters after my name !!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Me too, Ive got letters after my name !!

That's your surname thicko.

 

[Trigger]

That's your surname thicko.

But you don't even know your surname HALLIWELL!

 

[Meade's Ball]

My brain aches when i try to do a wee wee.

 

[Easy 10]

That's your surname thicko.

Thanks Chappers, I've just sprayed my keyboard with coffee after reading that.

 

[zefarelly]

I agree with the comments made in that advert, although I do smoke, more socially than compulsively, I do smoke decent cigarettes, not camel shit cheap throat slashers . . .which is what theyre talking about, peasants will always buy them on price and price alone . . . .otherwise it cuts down on the amount they can spend on scratch cards and oven chips . . . .before they pay the rent and feed their kids sunny delight

 

[brighton rock]

witten all over the packet is
smoking kills
smoking harms kids
smoking gives you heart problem

if you still open the packet and smoke the fags you must be thick?

 

[Braders]

you don't have to smoke to be thick

never touched a cig in my life
dumb as they come

 

[Spiros]

witten all over the packet is
smoking kills
smoking harms kids
smoking gives you heart problem

if you still open the packet and smoke the fags you must be thick?

And you have to pay nearly 5 quid a packet for the pleasure, most of which goes to Mr Brown's 'Lets have a party in Iraq' fund

 

[Hilton]

That's your surname thicko.

 

[berkshire seagull]

yeah agreed about the thick smokers and i'll 2nd that

Thick people have more fun anyway

 

[zefarelly]

I like ignorance better than thickness . . .its bliss

 

[Soton Seagull]

Delibrately inhaling smoke that will more than likely shorten your life (ending quite often in a slow painful death), is hardly the most intelligent activity!

 

[berkshire seagull]

Yeah but there is many ways we could die and smoking is a long process

Die the way you want to die thats what i say

 

[Guinness Boy]

witten all over the packet is
smoking kills
smoking harms kids
smoking gives you heart problem

if you still open the packet and smoke the fags you must be thick?

Actually written all over my ciggy packet is an incomprehensible range of Kanji. However I'm reliably informed by an, erm, nearby translator that it means "don't listen to the heath nazis"