Sky Installation Help! And planning permission...

[algie]

Not true. I've got a colleague at Asda and he was banged up for six years in Lewes Prison for doing exactly this.

6 years for putting a dish up without planning? Sorry don't believe you.

 

[Aldridge Prior]

6 years for putting a dish up without planning? Sorry don't believe you.

Well it was actually 8 years, reduced for good behaviour. The judge told him it would have been ten years if he had been BLACK.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

As long as you can't see it from the front you should be fine. Scaled drawins is a ridiculous requirement, it's a f***ing sky dish, it looks like every other sky dish, why do they need a drawing of it!? Just send them a photoshop with a sky dish cut out on top of a photograph of your front elevation. Is this BHCC?

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

90% of white van subbies dont do the job properly because they have too many jobs booked for the day. Are you one of the few conscientious subbies ?

As it happens, Slick is one of the best.

He's done my ex wife's sky, and about 4 mates.

I'm sure if he wanted to, he could get Virgin media through a Sky dish, he's that good.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Well it was actually 8 years, reduced for good behaviour. The judge told him it would have been ten years if he had been BLACK.

I want some of whatever your on :smoking:

 

[Superphil]

Not true. I've got a colleague at Asda and he was banged up for six years in Lewes Prison for doing exactly this.

Nice one Aldridge .

I once had a dish that due to its angle could pick up Brazilian porn satellite channels for free and also everything Bin Laden ever transmitted :thmubsup:

 

[R. Slicker]

As it happens, Slick is one of the best.

He's done my ex wife's sky, and about 4 mates.

I'm sure if he wanted to, he could get Virgin media through a Sky dish, he's that good.

I could get you some Frankie if you wanted.

 

[Aldridge Prior]

Nice one Aldridge .

I once had a dish that due to its angle could pick up Brazilian porn satellite channels for free and also everything Bin Laden ever transmitted :thmubsup:

Thanks Phil. I had a football shirt which I am reliably informed was worth £800. It's the one Rudi Voeller was wearing when Frank Rijkaard gobbed on him. Some of the spit dripped off his perm and was still on the shirt when I owned it. You can have it for £30 if you make a £400 contribution to REMF.


Edit: bollocks. My wife has literally this minute just flushed it down the toilet.

 

[Superphil]

But I was in the toilet, I caught the shirt before it even hit the yellow water, I now have Voellers shirt, which I will use to wipe Rijkaards table with when I serve him at my restaurant in Bray on Friday

Bollocks, I just remembered I don't have a restaurant in Bray.