SJ Wins

[ditchy]

Apparently Simon Jordon has won his claim vs Ian Dowie so sky says .. more to follow

 

[ditchy]

Court Rules Dowie 'Deceived' Palace Boss
Updated: 10:42, Thursday June 14, 2007

Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan has scored a legal victory, with the High Court upholding his claim that he was "deceived" by manager Iain Dowie over his reasons for leaving the club.

Ian DowieMore to follow

 

[El Presidente]

Crystal Palace cockjuggling thundercunt Simon Jordan has won a £1m damages claim against the club's former manager Iain Dowie.

Mr Jordan alleged Mr Dowie lied when he negotiated his way out of his contract with the club and joined arch-rivals Charlton on 22 May 2006.

Mr Dowie's contract stated that if he left to join another club, Crystal Palace would receive £1m.

Mr Jordan said the clause was waived out of goodwill because Mr Dowie wanted to be closer to his family in Bolton.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Any excuse to repost this:

Charlie Brooker, a Guardian journalist wrote:

"On the panel are Duncan Bannatyne (who I quite like), Jeffrey Archer (who I don't), two women who look the same, and Simon Jordan - who performs a mind-boggling miracle each week by coming across as a bigger, smugger arsehole than Archer. He looks like a cross between Gérard Depardieu and a thick waiter, and is one of those people you instinctively dislike the moment you clap eyes on them, presumably thanks to some weird, primordial twat-detector lurking in the evolutionary backwaters of the brain. Consequently, everything he says and does fills you with revulsion. Everything. Last week he raised an eyebrow and I vomited blood for an hour."

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

They are both ****s but in these instances ther has to be a "winner".

Bit like Fayed v The Hamiltons cant remember which paper it was that said Liar v Liar.

Same applies here.

 

[itszamora]

Any excuse to repost this:

Charlie Brooker, a Guardian journalist wrote:

"On the panel are Duncan Bannatyne (who I quite like), Jeffrey Archer (who I don't), two women who look the same, and Simon Jordan - who performs a mind-boggling miracle each week by coming across as a bigger, smugger arsehole than Archer. He looks like a cross between Gérard Depardieu and a thick waiter, and is one of those people you instinctively dislike the moment you clap eyes on them, presumably thanks to some weird, primordial twat-detector lurking in the evolutionary backwaters of the brain. Consequently, everything he says and does fills you with revulsion. Everything. Last week he raised an eyebrow and I vomited blood for an hour."

That's brilliant, Charlie Brooker is my new hero