Simon Jordan banned

[brighton rock]

Simon Jordan banned

Crystal Palace soccer boss Simon Jordan has been banned after he was caught doing 115mph in his Porsche.
Jordan, chairman of the First Division club, was stopped on the M5 in Devon. Exeter magistrates heard yesterday that he shrugged his shoulders and replied "Oh well".
Jordan, 35, who lives in spain, did not attend court but his lawyer Emily Pitts said: "he drives to games so any ban is going to be a severe inconvenience". He was baned for three weeks and fined £535.

 

[Blue&WhiteSea]

Three weeks, she must be a good lawyer, that should have been at least a year

 

[Withdean and I]

He was driving so fast because he wanted to get away from the slums of Selhurst! And who can blame him!

 

[Exiled in Exeter]

 

[Gerbil]

 

[wellquickwoody]

and fined £535.

'There goes what I had stashed away for the January window' moaned Warnock.

 

[herbicide]

First Division Club?

 

[xenophon]

Inside SJ's bronzed head...

Corny twat

 

[strings]

First Division Club?

Sounds about right. 2003 was around the time that the football league divisions one, two and three became the championship, league one and league two.

 

[herbicide]

Blimey. Just noticed the date of original post.

I'd forgotten all about that.

 

[SurreySeagulls]

He was driving so fast because he wanted to get away from the slums of Selhurst! And who can blame him!

Ah mitigating circumstances I see. No wonder the Judge was sympathetic

 

[Caveman]

Lives in Spain? So why does his tan come from a bottle or tantastic?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

3 weeks?!

 

[bhaexpress]

He could flog his Porsche and pay his players.

 

[Hunting 784561]

surprised it wasnt a cabriolet Smart Car


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[SJ's Love Monkey]

He could flog his Porsche and pay his players.