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[Woodchip]

So long as we don't have to ALTER our formation he could become an essential ORGAN in the team.

 

[Sitch]

Oh? Where've you heard this? Another nugget of knowledge from your holy sources or is this from elsewhere?

I saw it on sky before you start giving me your bollocks.

 

[catfish]

Could do a Job.

 

[KLUNK]

Maybe he could be the solution. Or will he be another big money signing,not living up to our high expectations & giving us yet more PALPITations ?

 

[Woodchip]

Could do a Job.

Wages could be a problem though.

 

[Butch Willykins]

I'm having NUN of it

 

[Frutos]

As usual, I'm sure NSC will be the FONT of all knowledge when it comes to developments on this.

Definitely the kind of signing we should aSPIRE to though

 

[SeagullSongs]

JESUS CHRIST, if I see another rumours thread I think AISLE leave...

 

[bhawoddy]

I hope we dont ALTAR the way we play.

 

[Simon Morgan]

Can you imagine if his debut was against Palace? Bit of a baptism of fire.

 

[Mackenzie]

Wages could be a bit STEEP. LEt's not get too carried away.

 

[JBizzle]

This could be the GENESIS of a great season. Puts us in with a PRAYER of reaching the playoffs.

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

What's he like getting on the end of a CROSS?

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

Definitely the sort of player we should aSPIRE to. I'll be CROSS if we don't make a decent OFFERING for HYMN. I mean for CHRIST's sake he's a great footballer and a lovely CHAPEL. If we don't make some signings soon we'll be in GRAVE trouble. Having said that, if we take a CHANCEL be surprised.

 

[Stat Brother]

I wonder if he wears a DrOGba Collar when he goes to work.






***Gets hat, coat, scarf and mittens*** as it'll be cold by the time i recover from this.

 

[Rambo]

I think he may inSPIRE Craig Mackail Smith to score more.

 

[s5.bha]

Actually he's a Muslim !

 

[empire]

I really REALLY hope we aren't. Bloody uesless. Would be a grave mistake...

this

 

[Sitch]

Some of these puns are truly awful.

 

[supaseagull]

Some of these puns are truly awful.

Now now- dont get CROSS