silly question thread

[Donny Osmond]

My black and white cat has black and pink skin.
Why don't you get black and white/pink humans?

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

why's phonetic spelt with a pho?

why don't you see white dog shit on the pavements anymore?

 

[Cian]

why don't you see white dog shit on the pavements anymore?

Because dogs rarely eat bones any more, apparently.

 

[Pevenseagull]

where does your 'lap' go when you stand up?

Lapland


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[Pevenseagull]

My black and white cat has black and pink skin.
Why don't you get black and white/pink humans?

1)have you shaved your cat?
2)melanocytes (moles)
3)Michael Jackson

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[Braders]

why don't you see white dog shit on the pavements anymore?

same reason you hardly see milky bars anymore

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

How does the snow plough driver get to work ?

Old one this .... simple answer - he lives in his lorry!

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

What happens when a poisonous snake bites his tongue?

 

[Everest]

He says "OWWW FUCKSSSSSSSSS"

 

[NMH]

How many pairs of sock does the average man go through a year?

f***ing hundreds. Did a big laundry hit on Sunday pm and found 57 socks............................and 4 pairs.


Unbelievable. i fell like the Prince Regent from Black adder.

Were they left, or right footed socks ?

 

[Donny Osmond]

quote:
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Originally posted by David M
My black and white cat has black and pink skin.
Why don't you get black and white/pink humans?
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1)have you shaved your cat?
2)melanocytes (moles)
3)Michael Jackson

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1 No but I do like shaved pussies, (cats paws do not have fur)
2 My cat is not covered in moles,
3 He was black then white. Either a skin condition or surgical procedure.quote:
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[Eddie the Seagull]

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Is the Hokey Pokey really what it's all About