Silly poll - Is urinating in the street really that bad?

[The Large One]

Watching drunk women falling over while they're having a piss is hilarious. For that reason alone it's not wrong. Pissing into someone's basement is a little questionable. The right to piss on someone's shop window comes down to whose shop window we are talking about.

But pissing in a bush / against a tree / against a wall should be encouraged. Brings a sense of communal relief, and enormous well-being.

The only time I wouldn't do it is if I saw David Bellotti on fire in the street. Well not on him anyway - I would probably have uncontrollably pissed myself laughing first.

 

[Mr C]

The steering wheel. Preferably aim from the back seat.

If you can direct a shot over the driver's head, do you get double points?

 

[Meade's Ball]

If you can direct a shot over the driver's head, do you get double points?

I'd kidnap you and put you in my Piss Circus if you could.

 

[Kenhead]

Ok, well it was 5.00 in the morning outside the back of Haywards Heath train station; and a police car happened to drive past.

Is that what that text was all about this morning at 5am, i'm glad i had my phone turned off!

 

[Mr C]

I'd kidnap you and put you in my Piss Circus if you could.

I can. Bring your car to the next home match and I will show you.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

If its not fake five pound notes its pissing in the street. You ANIMAL fatboy.

 

[perseus]

Ok in Shepway

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/3501978.stm

 

[Sonic]

Strictly speaking, it is an offence, but you can only be arrested if a police officer witnesses you doing it.

Has anyone ever had to leave a more substantial deposit after being caught out? I had to dive into a wood and get back to nature in a major way on the way home from the pub one night. Didn't do it on the footpath mind. Made sure I went deep into the undergrowth. What do you take me for, a Palace fan?

 

[The Large One]

No. A Palace fan would have turned round and eaten it.

 

[ManxSeagull]

I have just read in our local paper, that someone on the Island got a £175 for peeing up the wall of Safeways.

I assume it was outside

 

[bhaexpress]

Urinating in public is perfectly legal in fact compulsery if you happen to be in SE25. Thing is, the locals are used to having the piss taken.