Silly little joke for today

[Manx Shearwater]

If he's been used to driving a hearse he would have been going under 8mph anyway and could have brought the cab to a complete standstill within about 4 yards. He'd not have gone near the bus, or the plate glass window.

 

[Vega]

Dead good that

 

[rocker959]

My mate just asked me in the pub what ringtone I have.
I said, '' I've never really looked but I guess it's probably a light brown !''

 

[SeagullsT0m]

I don't get it? Can someone explain it to me please? :L

 

[Ecosse Exile]

Nice one Uncle C!

 

[BHA-MASCOT-85]

What was the taxi drivers name.. what team did he support.. how tall is he..is he married... we know nothing about the guy? or was he a cross dresser?

 

[BadFish]

And what was the question he was going to ask? Was it really that important and neccessary that he had to startle the poor bloke?

Probably to speed up.

 

[BadFish]

or was he a cross dresser?

Aren't they all?

 

[Triggaaar]

I'm just liking this whole thread.

My mate just asked me in the pub what ringtone I have.
I said, '' I've never really looked but I guess it's probably a light brown !''

that's brilliant